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    Arrow The Pope and the Queen Joke.

    The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. Her Majesty and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the Queen says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be out done by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. "Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make every IRISH person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice." The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me."

































    So the Pope slapped the bitch.
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    Oi'd be rejoicin' at dat one an' oi'm not even Catlick.
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    Hahahaha, very good.
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    Nice!! ........
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    Won't someone think of the children!!
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    nice

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    *wanders off to spraypaint a red hand on some catholic churches*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lias
    *wanders off to spraypaint a red hand on some catholic churches*
    Fuck, and he has just wandered off, too...
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    Begorrah , worth a guiness or two t see that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm
    Begorrah , worth a guiness or two t see that
    bet you wouldn't have to pay for a guiness in any Irish pub in the world for a week after that happened - wander in any time and there'd be some ecstatic irishman or other grinning from ear to ear and shouting everyone a celebratory drink..
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    You infidels!

    How dare you ridicule the head of teh Anglican Church AND the head of the Catholic Church???
    You must be decadent Muslims, I shall burn your embassies and boycott your impure products......

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    Arrow Think again

    Quote Originally Posted by Aitch
    How dare you ridicule the head of teh Anglican Church AND the head of the Catholic Church???
    You must be decadent Muslims, I shall burn your embassies and boycott your impure products......
    I'm quite happy to ridicule anyone, including decadent hanky, err Muslims. Feel free to burn/boycott
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aitch
    How dare you ridicule the head of teh Anglican Church AND the head of the Catholic Church???
    You must be decadent Muslims, I shall burn your embassies and boycott your impure products......
    Actually, he was inferring the Pope would perform a long-overdue public service, where's the insult in that?
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    Awwww... come on Wolf! What's the old dear ever done to you...... or the Irish for that matter?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clockwork
    Awwww... come on Wolf! What's the old dear ever done to you...... or the Irish for that matter?
    What's she ever done for them. Bloody Monarchs, it's all "you are my subjects you will obey my whim and pay me taxes, in return I will give control of your land to my relations." Like the "Prince of Wales" WTF? He's a Germano-Norman git, since when is he Welsh?!

    To paraphrase Monty Python: "having a bunch of murderous land-grabbing stuck-up arseholes as ancestors is no basis for a system of government."

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