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  1. 14th February 2006, 09:50 #1
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    Correct golfing procedures

    This is sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale Arizona

    1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

    2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

    3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.

    4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

    5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

    6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

    7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

    8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

    9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO.

    10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

    WELL DONE - NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishslayer
    WELL DONE - NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF
    Could see that last bit coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    Could see that last bit coming.
    said the actress to the bishop!!!
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  4. 14th February 2006, 11:14 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy
    said the actress to the bishop!!!
    Man, how old are you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    Man, how old are you?
    43 why??.....................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy
    43 why??.....................
    The old "actress said to bishop"/"bishop said to actress" lines. A year older than me, small wonder you come out with arcana...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    The old "actress said to bishop"/"bishop said to actress" lines. A year older than me, small wonder you come out with arcana...
    and 24 days sonny.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy
    and 24 days sonny.....
    Ach, a bloody Leo, no wonder!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    Ach, a bloody Leo, no wonder!
    I was waiting for that....is it worth me trying to say that I am not your typical Leo...........??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy
    I was waiting for that....is it worth me trying to say that I am not your typical Leo...........??
    No point, I don't believe in horoscopes anyway.


    Virgos never do...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    No point, I don't believe in horoscopes anyway.


    Virgos never do...
    Phew....nor do I......mind you all my Family are Leos...what are the chances of that 'appening eh?

    Anyway, enjoy the banter, take care Mr Wolf and enjoy Valentines Day with Mrs/Ms Wolf.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy
    Phew....nor do I......mind you all my Family are Leos...what are the chances of that 'appening eh?

    Anyway, enjoy the banter, take care Mr Wolf and enjoy Valentines Day with Mrs/Ms Wolf.....
    Yeah, all the best to you and yours as well, now let's stop hijacking poor Fishslayer's thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    Yeah, all the best to you and yours as well, now let's stop hijacking poor Fishslayer's thread
    Only girl in my life is my 3 year old Daughter.....she is enough to keep me busy!!!!
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    Mmmmmmm...golf.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drunken Monkey
    Mmmmmmm...golf.......
    Guess you would need a driver for that hole then.......!!
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