Mental images of KBers

**Scouse** · 15th February 2006, 16:13

Originally Posted by MSTRS

You know how it is human nature to imagine what someone who you have never met looks like, yet are familiar with on the telephone, or indeed a regular poster on KB?
It was to my great amusement that on Motorway Patrol last night, who should appear but our old friend WINJA. Yes, the motorway walker fitted my mental picture of WINJA absolutely perfectly!!

I actually thought it was you because I imagine that you like to do big tounge kisses with dogs

**WINJA** · 15th February 2006, 16:18

HOME DETENTION

Originally Posted by scumdog

How the Hell did the other half not get to see the inside of a jail cell?

**MSTRS:Me** · 15th February 2006, 16:28

Originally Posted by zrxer

I actually thought it was you because I imagine that you like to do big tounge kisses with dogs

Bwahahahaha

**yungatart** · 15th February 2006, 16:37

I have a mental picture of Ixion as being somewhat like Gandalf- all long, flowing wizardy robes and hair to match- just can't figure out if he's grey or white.
zrxer - did you play gollum in LOTR?
WT was a complete surprise when I met him- where did all those muscles, charm and good looks go?

**Scouse** · 15th February 2006, 16:58

Originally Posted by yungatart

I have a mental picture of Ixion as being somewhat like Gandalf- all long, flowing wizardy robes and hair to match- just can't figure out if he's grey or white.
zrxer - did you play gollum in LOTR?
WT was a complete surprise when I met him- where did all those muscles, charm and good looks go?

No But must be Big Momma from Big Momma

**yungatart** · 15th February 2006, 18:45

Originally Posted by zrxer

No But your Big Momma from Big Momma

My mama is 4ft 9 and 45 kilos-not big by any one's standards.

**Skyryder** · 15th February 2006, 20:25

I stopped having mental pictures when they made Lord of the Rings. Had all these charectors in my head then Peter Jackson changed them all; not for the better I might add.

And if I start putting faces to names????????..................I just look at the words ladies and gentlemen...........and respond to what's in front.

Skyryder

**Colapop** · 15th February 2006, 20:30

I'm crap at remembering peoples names in person so getting a face to a name (after it's become ingrained) is kinda good. Only problem is I'll call them only by their KB name - even after I've been corrected, several times.

**idb** · 15th February 2006, 21:10

Originally Posted by Colapop

I'm crap at remembering peoples names in person so getting a face to a name (after it's become ingrained) is kinda good. Only problem is I'll call them only by their KB name - even after I've been corrected, several times.

Which is a good reason to be careful about the nom d' keyboard that you choose, don't want anything that you'd be embarrassed to be called to your face.

**far queue** · 15th February 2006, 21:42

Originally Posted by idb

Which is a good reason to be careful about the nom d' keyboard that you choose, don't want anything that you'd be embarrassed to be called to your face.

What ever do you mean

**idb** · 15th February 2006, 21:44

Originally Posted by far queue

What ever do you mean

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!

**N4CR** · 15th February 2006, 22:01

Usually people are similar to the impression I get, the photo I saw of scumdog hardly suprised me.

WINJA... i'll see you at paeroa, bet that is going to be fucking weird seeing you, you hot sexy thing you!

Ixion fits the bill, seen him 3x on his beemer.

Johnbanks was not what I expected, as with weasel and gremlin.. weird.

Big dave 'fitted' the bill, reminded me of hagrid from harry pothead.

**WINJA** · 15th February 2006, 22:04

Originally Posted by tristank

Usually people are similar to the impression I get, the photo I saw of scumdog hardly suprised me.

WINJA... i'll see you at paeroa, bet that is going to be fucking weird seeing you, you hot sexy thing you!

Ixion fits the bill, seen him 3x on his beemer.

Johnbanks was not what I expected, as with weasel and gremlin.. weird.

Big dave 'fitted' the bill, reminded me of hagrid from harry pothead.

YEAH IM LIKE BRAD PITT ,OR MAYBE BRADS ARM PIT

**scumdog** · 15th February 2006, 22:36

Originally Posted by Rashika

welllllll..... hmmmm... no better not say anymore

Oh yeah and Scumdog? Betcha my shiny sparkly tassles outdo yours

O.K., I'll give you that - but mine are more manly, as befitting my image.
(or the one idb has of me

)

**dangerous** · 16th February 2006, 05:44

Now I have just been refered to this thread as when I see the names in a thread on the 1st page like winja, coowpoos etc I switch off and go to another thread.....

Originally Posted by idb

Well I pictured Scumdog as a.......

Originally Posted by scumdog

I have an image of Dangerous as a manic looking ginga who brutalises any bike he gets on but is also pretty fanatic about keeping bikes clean,

But having actually met him helps the 'image'

:slap:

.

That will keep, I pictured SD as a clean cut copper that did every thing by the book and greased up to the bosses, and was posesed with his job..... ahhh well now I just wounder how the hell he managed to get CB's attention

Originally Posted by WINJA

YOU GUYS ARE A PACK OF CUNTS , ABOUT HALF MY FAMILY HAS SEEN THE INSIDE OF A JAIL CELL CAUSE OF YOU PRICKS

Ya see thats were as pricks got it wrong........... shouldent have been jail, was ment to be the padded cell, loony bin and once the men in white clocks catch you..... you will be back in there, I just hope they dont have the net in there

Originally Posted by scumdog

Biffs a ginga looking Welshman with a cheery manner, a puzzled countenance an exhaustive leek collection and a bike he doesn't get to ride anywhere......

And 7 foot tall

Originally Posted by idb

Rashika's the Amazon that I imagined.

Originally Posted by Wolf

Based on the screen name I had her imagined as exotic looking - slim, dark hair, brown eyes, dark or dusky skinned - Arab Princess kinda thing.

Hey I'd agree with that comment.... you guys really need to see her belly dance (dosent matter that she has a tight tum)
BTW her eyes are blue