Mental images of KBers

[Rashika]

Mental Image of KBers???

Of course ALL the ones I have met do NOT fall into the above mental image!!!!

THEY all are pretty good and I haven't had the need to give any of THEM the bash!!

Phew! For a moment there I was wondering where I fit in.....

[Bob]

I look nothing like my mental image...

[dangerous]

Mental Image of KBers???

All the guys are faggots.
All the sheilas are dykes.
They all hate Harleys, cops and cages.
They all do 'runners'
They all are incestuous
They all live north of Parnassus
They all drink 'ghey' beer
They all get sexually aroused at the sight of anything hinting of the opposite/same sex (well for most of them, the others? hmm, hands, sheep or WINJAS 'pretend' pussy items.)
They all ride sprotsbikes that can travel at warp factor 9
They all fall off the road with monotonous regularity.
They all have 95+ demerits.
They know fuck-all about guns/death and the rest of the REAL world.
They are all 30 years old or a lot less
They all think cruisers/mini-choppers suck.
They all think religion is.. )well what DO they think of it??)
They all think they can ride better/root better/drink better and know more about Law than me.
They all think cops have nothing better to do than think of way of screwing up at the tax-payers expence.
They think that S.As/Poms/Yanks/Chinks/Okkers are just dragging the rest of us down.

Now thats funny shit SD..... and so bloody bang on the money

[SPman]

Well - you werent quite what my mental image was.....a bit like meeting WT for the first time.....(actually - you 2 arent related are you?) And Mad Dog was completly different from the mental image !

[idb]

Mental Image of KBers???

All the guys are faggots.
All the sheilas are dykes.
They all hate Harleys, cops and cages.
They all do 'runners'
They all are incestuous
They all live north of Parnassus
They all drink 'ghey' beer
They all get sexually aroused at the sight of anything hinting of the opposite/same sex (well for most of them, the others? hmm, hands, sheep or WINJAS 'pretend' pussy items.)
They all ride sprotsbikes that can travel at warp factor 9
They all fall off the road with monotonous regularity.
They all have 95+ demerits.
They know fuck-all about guns/death and the rest of the REAL world.
They are all 30 years old or a lot less
They all think cruisers/mini-choppers suck.
They all think religion is.. )well what DO they think of it??)
They all think they can ride better/root better/drink better and know more about Law than me.
They all think cops have nothing better to do than think of way of screwing up at the tax-payers expence.
They think that S.As/Poms/Yanks/Chinks/Okkers are just dragging the rest of us down.

Of course ALL the ones I have met do NOT fall into the above mental image!!!!

THEY all are pretty good and I haven't had the need to give any of THEM the bash!!

Yeah, but they've all been South Islanders SD.
A nicer more balanced breed of individual you couldn't hope to meet.

[dangerous]

Well - you werent quite what my mental image was.....

You talking to ME? :spudwave: Yes

Yeah, but they've all been South Islanders SD.
A nicer more balanced breed of individual you couldn't hope to meet.

Apart from the fact that north of Timaru we arnt all related and can speak with a proper kiwi tounge

[Skyryder]

Mental Image of KBers???

All the guys are faggots.
All the sheilas are dykes.
They all hate Harleys, cops and cages.
They all do 'runners'
They all are incestuous
They all live north of Parnassus
They all drink 'ghey' beer
They all get sexually aroused at the sight of anything hinting of the opposite/same sex (well for most of them, the others? hmm, hands, sheep or WINJAS 'pretend' pussy items.)
They all ride sprotsbikes that can travel at warp factor 9
They all fall off the road with monotonous regularity.
They all have 95+ demerits.
They know fuck-all about guns/death and the rest of the REAL world.
They are all 30 years old or a lot less
They all think cruisers/mini-choppers suck.
They all think religion is.. )well what DO they think of it??)
They all think they can ride better/root better/drink better and know more about Law than me.
They all think cops have nothing better to do than think of way of screwing up at the tax-payers expence.
They think that S.As/Poms/Yanks/Chinks/Okkers are just dragging the rest of us down.

Of course ALL the ones I have met do NOT fall into the above mental image!!!!

THEY all are pretty good and I haven't had the need to give any of THEM the bash!!

They are all 30 years old or a lot less


Bloody Hell SD. you had me down to a T. All right but for the above. Phew!! :slap:

[dangerous]

You talking to ME? :spudwave: Yes<------- hey how'd that get in there Mr mod

Well - you werent quite what my mental image was.....a bit like meeting WT for the first time.....(actually - you 2 arent related are you?)

Ok... so what 'was' your mental image then, and how the hell do you get that skinny foul mouthed, jap wheeling, skirt wearing homo, crossed eyed runt in the same family as me....... ohhhh hang on just read what I wrote, I'm not that crossed eyed am I