Lunch

**Silage** · 15th February 2006, 11:55

Howcome, whenever my wife makes my lunch, it gets to work fine and is all in place and nice at lunch time. But when I make my lunch (almost never except today!!) all the honey spreads itself over the place, onto the peanutbutter samies and trying to pollute the chicken bits as well. And the bread tastes mouldy. I guess there is only one answer...

**k14** · 15th February 2006, 11:55

Originally Posted by Jimmie

I guess there is only one answer...

Yep, go and buy it.

**SpeedyGirl** · 15th February 2006, 12:18

'Cause ya wife is a legend!!

**skelstar** · 15th February 2006, 12:20

Your wife uses adhesives when she makes your lunch?

**Grahameeboy** · 15th February 2006, 12:26

Originally Posted by skelstar

Your wife uses adhesives when she makes your lunch?

No viagra with a little hint of velcro......

**WRT** · 15th February 2006, 12:29

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

No viagra with a little hint of velcro......

Thats what the farmers have for lunch, keeps them baaaa-ed up all afternoon!

**Sniper** · 15th February 2006, 12:31

Women are just better in the Kitchen mate. You should avoid their territory.

**Grahameeboy** · 15th February 2006, 12:32

Originally Posted by Sniper

Women are just better in the Kitchen mate. You should avoid their territory.

You had to make me think of Cowpoos again didn't you!!...sorry meant to reply to WRT

**manuboy** · 15th February 2006, 12:33

the cyanide holds it all together. Don't worry - woman haven't realised that evolution has ensured most men are immune. (Until they read this).

**Str8 Jacket** · 15th February 2006, 12:34

Hmm, did you try using glad wrap?....

**skelstar** · 15th February 2006, 12:35

Men will never be immune to a swift kick in the nuts though.

**Grahameeboy** · 15th February 2006, 12:42

Originally Posted by skelstar

Men will never be immune to a swift kick in the nuts though.

I am not even immune to the thought of getting a boot in the goolies...

**manuboy** · 15th February 2006, 12:50

Originally Posted by skelstar

Men will never be immune to a swift kick in the nuts though.

Harden up. Ever been to the mainland? A kick in the nuts is foreplay. At least in my place. Thats normal right?

Sorry for the hijack Jimmie. Just use peanut butter. You can't go wriong (add a little cyanide to taste - otherwise the gut will notice the absence and you'll get indigestion)