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"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
I make mean sandwiches! I am a great kitchen bitch!. Even clean up after myself!
You just need to practise every day & soon your samies will be better than ya Wife's.
Its all in the wrapping technique, keep practising and you'll soon get the hang of it.
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
I just chuck mine in a tupperware................Originally Posted by yungatart
I leave my tank bag open a bit so my lunch can see out, by the time I get to work its too scared to move...
We all have our little obsessions...
You're truely blessed. Your wife makes it with love - you make it with hard butter from the fridge, stale bread, a blunt knife and impatience.
You know sandwiches have a peice of bread on top as well?
or alternative response...
Then make your sandwiches 'honey and peanut butter' and it won't matter will it.
Grow older but never grow up
I find the best way to stop shit falling out of the said sammies is to 'staple' around the edges and when lunch time rolls around just eat the middle bit, trust me on this it really works..........
jus go 2 the bakery man?
VTWIN- SUPERBIKE
Your wife makes your lunch?
How many weeks have you been married Jimmie?
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
Well its 9743 days ie 1392 weeks ie about 26 and a half years. Init she great.Originally Posted by idb
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I have just found out that they have removed the word gullible from the dictionary
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