unless you can prove it.
Ok - so you're getting used to me talking about myself by now, so here was todays highlight.
An airport.
Waiting at the baggage collection thingy.
A man (with apparent psychological issues) began shouting at myself and a colleague.
He appraoched us.
"I am god. Here are my shoes".
Attempts to hand us his shoes.
He then stripped of naked and followed us out of the terminal.
Fucking useless police and security staff shit themselves.
We laughed.
It wasn't that cold.......
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Hardcore Biker
Can I have my fucking shoes back please...
Forum whore
It's a sign mate...
Now all you've gotta do is make up some crazy rules...
1. Thou shalt not ride the coro loop on Tuesday
kinda thing.
Prophet Biff!! All hail Biff, messenger of the lord.
BTW.... were they shoes? or jandals?
L-Plate Rider
Classic psychotic breakdown. Happened to a member of my household twoOriginally Posted by Biff
years ago. Had to get mental health crash team from ward 17 in Tauranga.
Person affected has fully recovered, left home for uni yesterday.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/im...es/drinkup.gifCrown & Badger
'tart tourmenter
Wee willy winkie?
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow arent just the 4 cycles of an engine
Aargh, photos!
Only you Biff. Maybe he saw you in that movie.................
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
frequent infrequenter
see what lost luggage can do to people??!?!?!
Call the airport and ask for the security tapes, then post it up..
They say if you want to know someone, walk a mile in their shoes - this is your chance to see if God has small feet!!
Forum whore
Is it not God that said....
"Do not walk in front of me - you've got a fat arse,
Do not walk behind me - I had beans last night,
Just walk over there somewhere so no-one can tell we're together"
Just as well you were'nt 'touched' by the hand of god!
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
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