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Aargh, photos!
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To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Hardcore Biker
Oh well.......
Atheism is a disease of the soul before it is an error of the mind.'Plato'
FUN LOVIN CRIMINAL
Rectum Stretcher
Just got sent this in an email
Rectum stretcher
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles
over The limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop
with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that
classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
"What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said
the cop,
"what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by
inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers,
then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work
from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
slowly but
surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he
asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face.
PRICELESS
Bite me!
GET ON
SIT DOWN
SHUT UP
HANG ON
Love Live Ride
THANKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Just made me smile
Just faidin away!
It took me a while to get to the bottom of hat one! (lol) John.
No longer stutter bike
Fuken Brilliant
Geriatric hippie
Sniper's gonna get you, Sniper's gonna get you...
ACC - It's where the Enron accountants all went.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
The 2nd-most bad arse KBer.
nice one
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
Loud and Uncouth
The cop in me thinks: "But they still had to pay the ticket..."
But funny I guess.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Bike Whore, I'll ride anything
An oldie but a goodie.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to T.W.R again.
Feel the fear and do it anyway
Don't confuse education with intelligence.
There are alot of highly educated idiots out there.
Hardcore Biker
good joke that one, a far stretched
_
Hahahaha
the middle path
RECTUM STRETCHER
(could be a repost but cant be arsed checking....)
While he was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a motorcyclist passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled him over, walked up to the bike, with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
To which he replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
I'm a rectum stretcher,' he responded.
The cop stammered, 'A what?............
A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' he said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work
from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'
'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked
'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
Experience......something you get just after you needed it
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