Ha! But I thought a motorcyclist would be on a motorcycle?
Hardout Cyclist
Ha! But I thought a motorcyclist would be on a motorcycle?
For whom the bell tolls
Is this a transgendered motorcyclist?
It would appear that you start with 'she was flying...' and then 'he' gets pulled over
KiwiBitcher
where opinion holds more weight than fact.
It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.
Scooter boy
RECTUM STRETCHER
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the
other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole ? " he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....PRICELESS !
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Weekend cruiser
One day a guy was driving to work, He was late so he was speeding a little bit when he comes up to a bridge. As he's driving along the bridge he sees a police officer pointing a radar gun at him and signalling him to pull over.
The man pulls over and the cop leans in and says "Well well, looks like your gonna be paying a little more than just my salary today! Do you even have a reason to be speeding?"
The man replies "Sorry officer im really late for work and i have to meet a patient!"
Officer "A patient? what do you do?"
Man "Im a asshole stretcher"
Officer "An asshole stretcher? How the hell does that work?"
Man "Well first of all, i stick a few fingers into the asshole and slowley stretch it open, until eventually it's a full 6 feet across."
Officer "And what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
Man "You give him a radar gun and put him at the end of the bridge"
Last edited by Virago; 22nd April 2010 at 21:01.
When the flag drops, the bullshit stops.
Don't forget to bring a towel
this is a real asshole stretcher http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/wp-...e-original.jpg
Weekend cruiser
haha shoulda used search, wicked joke tho!!
When the flag drops, the bullshit stops.
gee wizzz
THE RECTUM STRETCHER
While he was 'flying' down the road, the biker passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled him over, walked up to the bike, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
To which he replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
I'm a rectum stretcher,' he responded.
The cop stammerred, 'A what?............
A rectum stretcher!
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' he said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.
I work from sid e to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet'
'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked
'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge . .. .'
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
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Should be out riding
nice
Originally Posted by Mully
You can't save the fallen, direct the lost or motivate the lazy.
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