Is this okay?

[Charlie]

....and how would you restrain a 100kg angry female??

...with chocolate?

[MidnightMike]

...with chocolate?

And corned beef

[Patrick]

Quick poke in the eyes and a smack in the throat... can't hurt you if it can't see or breathe...

[mstriumph]

yes .......

[Grahameeboy]

...with chocolate?

Milk or Dark??

[MidnightMike]

Milk or Dark??

Do you relly think that she will care
(What is up with this new eek face?)

[awesker]

You are a 16 year old boy who is 6ft1 and weighs 70kg...

You spot a group of troubled looking youths walking down the road, they walk up to a bike parked on the side of the road that is owned by a local boy.
As one of the youths mounts the bike and starts to ride away, you confront them...
After some not-so polite words being thrown back at you, a girl in the group who is 6ft tall and weighs 1.5 times the amount you do (she would be 100kg, a big girl) throws a punch at your face.

Is it Okay to hit back? - (in a self defensive way)


disclamer: This did not happen, the author wrote this purely for interests sake.

Id waste her and anyone else that wanted it.. Normally I wouldnt hit a girl, but if she was a big enough threat .. damn right Id waste her.

[NotaGoth]

I am a firm believer that if a female wants to punch or hit a male, he has every right to hit back and I don't care what people say (feels red bling on its way) but seriously. Why should a guy stand there and take that shit?

[Jackrat]

If in doubt "knock em' out"

[sugilite:Me]

I'd smack the bitches fist up with my face, take that!
Hehehe, OK, I'd use self defence, but make sure I did it in such a way it would not tickle, or I'd just pull out my $2 police badge and hit her with the tazer till the batteries run dead!

[Lias]

Things to disable 200 kg samoan mommas armed with chandals.

Eye poke (Patrick)
Throat strike (Patrick)
Insert fingers in nostrils and rip. big fat fob noses make this easy to do.
Kick low, and scrape boot soles down shin.
Kick low, and boot (Preferrably steelcap) them in the knee
Kick high, and boot them in the twat (warning skanks and really fat chicks may cause loss of boot)
Reap their legs if you know the basic Judo/Jiu-Jitsu techniques. Then steelcap them in the head once they are on the ground. If you can follow with an armbar and snap their arm as they are going down it's good too, one less arm to ward off those steelcaps to the head.
12' buckshot
Harpoon Gun
I'm told that nerve strikes are also incrediably effective, but you need to know what your aiming for and how to hit it.

Anyone else got some suggestions for easy takedown/cripple moves for when your feeling outgunned?

[Oakie]

In a situation like this it's probably more important to weigh up the number of associates the assailant has with her and the number of other people around who may help you, rather than worry too much about the assailant's gender.
I believe that when it comes to street fights "one on one" isn't a high priority.

[Patrick]

......Anyone else got some suggestions for easy takedown/cripple moves for when your feeling outgunned?

Ring those Japanese whaling fleet fellas, they are always looking for new experimental school lunch menu / experimental type ideas... 1 x well placed exploding harpoon... priceless...