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    I feel ill now...

    Gremlin says:
    I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
    Gremlin says:
    oh hell... I'm fucked

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    Just goes to show what Ive been saying for years....
    There is NO limit to dumb!

    "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
    "There is no limit to dumb."

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    I bet they enjoyed that.........
    “- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”

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    Jesus.......
    um...
    gosh....
    that was a bit off putting i think.....
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    I don't wanna know how you looked that one up bj, that's just not right...
    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    If I didn't have to answer to the wife and provide a certain level of comfort for the kids, I'd sell our house, buy a shed, fill it with toys, and live in the shed along side all my wicked shit.

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    LOL i've just picked myself up off the floor
    That guy must enjoy wearing his balls as earings!
    Brillient!
    9 down 26 to go

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    Then let these girls sort you out..

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    the footage isn't too graphic (some nice person blurred out the rude bits, so it's work safe), but I personally felt a little queazy and achey (in sympathy) towards the end. And that's saying something..
    Ah, just standard interview technique......
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    Quote Originally Posted by jahmin
    Does anybody know if there is anything like this around the wellington region?
    There used to be a person called "Bondage bunny" around here.
    Do a search,your bound to turn up something.

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    There once was a redneck and his redneck wife. The wife didn't want another child, and asked the redneck husband to get surgery so he can't impregnate his wife.

    The redneck goes to a very expensive doctor. The doctor who is in a hurry and is sure the redneck can't pay for his operation, just hands the redneck a firecracker and says, "Light this, hold it, count to 10." The redneck is confused but the doctor seems to know what he's doing.

    The redneck goes home and lights the firecracker. He starts counting with the aid of his fingers... "1...2...3...4...5..." The redneck pauses, puts the firecracker between his legs and resumes counting on the other hand....
    Speed limits are just a suggestion, like pants.

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    Seen a site where a guy freezes his pecker and nuts - and then whacks the whole kit-caboodle off - radical eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Seen a site where a guy freezes his pecker and nuts - and then whacks the whole kit-caboodle off - radical eh?
    Ah, I think radical is a bit of an under-statement
    Sleep is for the weak.

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    Errr, SD, why?
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Errr, SD, why?
    Oh I dunno, maybe he was having a slow day and needed something to do?
    But mainly'cos he was a fruit-loop!
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