I feel ill now...
I feel ill now...
Gremlin says:
I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
Gremlin says:
oh hell... I'm fucked
Just goes to show what Ive been saying for years....
There is NO limit to dumb!
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
I bet they enjoyed that.........
“- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
Jesus.......
um...
gosh....
that was a bit off putting i think.....
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LOL i've just picked myself up off the floor
That guy must enjoy wearing his balls as earings!
Brillient!
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Ah, just standard interview technique......Originally Posted by bugjuice
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There used to be a person called "Bondage bunny" around here.Originally Posted by jahmin
Do a search,your bound to turn up something.
There once was a redneck and his redneck wife. The wife didn't want another child, and asked the redneck husband to get surgery so he can't impregnate his wife.
The redneck goes to a very expensive doctor. The doctor who is in a hurry and is sure the redneck can't pay for his operation, just hands the redneck a firecracker and says, "Light this, hold it, count to 10." The redneck is confused but the doctor seems to know what he's doing.
The redneck goes home and lights the firecracker. He starts counting with the aid of his fingers... "1...2...3...4...5..." The redneck pauses, puts the firecracker between his legs and resumes counting on the other hand....
Speed limits are just a suggestion, like pants.
Seen a site where a guy freezes his pecker and nuts - and then whacks the whole kit-caboodle off - radical eh?
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Ah, I think radical is a bit of an under-statementOriginally Posted by scumdog
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Sleep is for the weak.
Errr, SD, why?
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Oh I dunno, maybe he was having a slow day and needed something to do?Originally Posted by Sniper
But mainly'cos he was a fruit-loop!![]()
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