Jet Fuel

[WRT]

Timoci and Pillai were good drinking buddies, who worked as aeroplane mechanics in Nadi Fiji.

One day the airport misted over and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Timoci said,"Man I wish we had something to drink".

Pillai said, "Me too. You know I have heard you can drink jet fuel and get a high. You want to try it?"

So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high octane and were completely overjoyed!

The next morning Timoci wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels great. No hangovers! No bad side effects. No Nothing!

Then the phone rings...it's Pillai!

Pillai says "Bula bro, how do you feel this morning?"

Timoci says, "I feel great, how about you?"

Pillai says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hang over?"

The stuff was great!

Timoci says, "Yes, that jet fuel is great stuff. No hangovers - nothing.
We ought to do this more often."

"Yea, well there's just one thing....." said Pillai.

"What's that?" asked Timoci

"Have you farted yet?" asked Pillai

"No." responded Timoci

"Well don't, 'cos I'm in Papua New Guinea!"

[Maha]

..... excellent

[Fishy]

thats a good one!.

Moral of the story.... Why drink and drive when you can drink and fly?! (and save on air fares!.

[Wolf]

All I can say is: It's a good thing Pillai didn't have a cigarette or he'd've wound up in Stuttgart!


And Amsterdam, Buenos Aires, Trinidad...

[Sniper]

Lol, pretty good.