We all know about excessive speed, drink drive, careless driving, fatigue and all the usuals. And we ain't even gonna get into dumbass cagers. But I came across one tonight that I just had to share - dumbass OWNERS. Bear with me here.
I rock up to the olds place for dinner tonight (free steak and no dishes, I don't complain). Walk up the driveway past my mother's friend's car. 2000 Nissan Pulsar hatch. A fetching shade of red, WOF expires April 06, rego May. One owner from new, a single late-50s spinster who is the stereo-typical perfect driver (so says LTNZ). Never been in anything more than a minor ding, doesn't speed too much, doesn't drink too much, doesn't overtake anything, always drives a WOF/reg'd car.
Front left tyre was displaying the tread wear indicators on the outside edge, which I took great delight in hassling her about when I got to the dinner table (she's not short of a buck this woman). "Oh, do you think they need replacing? But my warrants not due for a couple of months!" We exchanged friendly banter about reduced stopping distance in the wet, likelihood of killing poor unsuspecting bikers, children on pedestrian crossings etc.
After dinner I went out to move the bike so my partner could take our dog to doggy school. The most highly trained yet unruly animal you'll ever meet. But I digress. As we go past the car again, I thought, what are the odds that they tyres are bald on the inside edge? Well f*** me!!!! Bald? No. That requires rubber to be covering the steel belts. Check out the photo.In fact the photo doesn't really do it justice. The canvas was gone, belts were gone, and the rubber under the belts was wearing.
She had NO IDEA. And was fully planning on driving the car without looking at anything for the next TWO MONTHS until it needed a WOF. So as I put the spare on the left we discussed how the tread wearing out was not in anyway related to the sticker on the windscreen. She took it well, even when I explained the insurance implications (no insurance if your car is not up to a WOFable standard). Unfortunately our other cars spares weren't suitable for the RH side tyre that's just as f***ed. Wgtn bikers, cagers, cyclists, pedestrians and parents will be pleased to know the car's parked up at the olds until tomorrow AM when it will be crawling a couple of kays to the local tyre dealer. I recommend avoiding Lower Hutt between 7 and 8am tomorrow morning though - just to be sure.
Take care out there - it's not just the driver who's trying to kill ya, it's the owners too.
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