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    Tip for young players

    When you're absent mindedly browsing KB, and your missus says "My butt looks really good in those new Draggin' Jeans."

    Do not absent mindedly reply, "Yeah, your butt looks big everywhere."

    Take heed..........
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    Or "yeah but people won't notice coz your face puts them off..."
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    Sounds like she's looking for some serious attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    When you're absent mindedly browsing KB, and your missus says "My butt looks really good in those new Draggin' Jeans."

    Do not absent mindedly reply, "Yeah, your butt looks big everywhere."

    Take heed..........
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    Well done WT, well done...

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    How did you manage to live this long, young man?
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    Ha ha, poor WT. I feel for ya brotha!


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    Excellent effort, I couldn't have come up with a more dangerous reply if I tried.
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    Seeing you speak australian:

    Excuse me miss - would you care to dance?

    With someone who looks like you? - certainly not!

    sorry, perhaps you didn't hear me correctly - I said 'your arse looks really big in those pants'.

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    guess riff raff aint giving you any tonight
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    You fell for the oldest one in the book youngster.
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    Yes, well the boy was in serious strife I can tell you.

    With their "uh-oh a mate is in trouble" antennas working overtime, Loose Bruce and Motoracer rushed over to have a wee chat to the Trashman. After a few lessons in 'telling little lies to keep the peace', and some rather lovely compliments on my arse from Loose Bruce (with a straight face, and sincerity radiating out of every pore I might add), the situation was defused. WT is now forgiven for his lapse in judgment .... sort of.
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