When you're absent mindedly browsing KB, and your missus says "My butt looks really good in those new Draggin' Jeans."
Do not absent mindedly reply, "Yeah, your butt looks big everywhere."
Take heed..........
When you're absent mindedly browsing KB, and your missus says "My butt looks really good in those new Draggin' Jeans."
Do not absent mindedly reply, "Yeah, your butt looks big everywhere."
Take heed..........
Vote David Bain for MNZ president
Or "yeah but people won't notice coz your face puts them off..."
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Sounds like she's looking for some serious attention.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
sleeping on the couch are weOriginally Posted by White trash
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Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
Well done WT, well done...
How did you manage to live this long, young man?
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Ha ha, poor WT. I feel for ya brotha!
"Don't ask me that question. If you think it's too big, get it into the gym."
Speed limits are just a suggestion, like pants.
Excellent effort, I couldn't have come up with a more dangerous reply if I tried.
"You, Madboy, are the Uncooked Pork Sausage of Sausage Beasts. With extra herbs."
- Jim2 c2006
Back to wrist exercises.
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow arent just the 4 cycles of an engine
Tired of life?
We all have our little obsessions...
Seeing you speak australian:
Excuse me miss - would you care to dance?
With someone who looks like you? - certainly not!
sorry, perhaps you didn't hear me correctly - I said 'your arse looks really big in those pants'.
guess riff raff aint giving you any tonight![]()
KiwiBitcher
where opinion holds more weight than fact.
It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.
You fell for the oldest one in the book youngster.
Don't you know how to mumble?
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Yes, well the boy was in serious strife I can tell you.
With their "uh-oh a mate is in trouble" antennas working overtime, Loose Bruce and Motoracer rushed over to have a wee chat to the Trashman. After a few lessons in 'telling little lies to keep the peace', and some rather lovely compliments on my arse from Loose Bruce (with a straight face, and sincerity radiating out of every pore I might add), the situation was defused. WT is now forgiven for his lapse in judgment .... sort of.
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