God I hate this gangta culture were getting these days. yeah, I got mugged and this is a rant. Its kinda long, so feel free not to read...
Had the perfect fucking end to the perfect week- its thesis writing season and i've serously screwed it up - I've got a years worth of work riding on the next few weeks, so Im working anywhere up to 16hrs a day. Tired all the time, having lots of blond moments. The worst one was on friday.
Went to fill up my car at midnight, finally heading home. Im a goddamn zombie at this point, so like that guy on the mcdonalds ad I drove off with the petrol pump still in my car >.< Fuck. The nozzle broke off and the hose flew back into the pump with a massive crash.
I got out of the car to see what damage I had done to the pump, and theres this tongan guy and his mate parked on the other side of it. Hes having a good laugh, calling me a dumb cunt, etc, etc. Fine, yeah, i agree with you...
Then obviously he clicks - "I can get some money out of this guy". He starts getting agro and telling me how expensive his car is, how he just got it last week, and even a 50c scratch costs hundreds to fix (anyone want to explain the math of that to me?).
I didnt think it had done anything, but I went along. Just said I would get all my details and we'd let insurance sort it out (and insurance would tell him hes full of shit). Nope, he wanted cash. He grabbed my wallet from the car, started pulling reciepts out looking for it. Nothing there, wanted a street race to the bank to get some. Riiiiight.
Finally we have a look at the car, and theres absolutely nothing on it. He manages to find a tiny little scratch on a spot completely protected by the pump.Suddenly the price drops from thousands down to a few packs of smokes.
I still say no, but hes pushing me around, talking gangsta crap, and i just wanna go home and sleep. After a while I say sure, and go inside to get them. But I changed my mind - fuck it, I dont owe him anything. Starting sorting stuff out with the attendants instead, how much i owe them for the pump, giving contact details etc.
After playing it up for the crowd he comes inside and tries to order stuff in my name. I dont pay for it, so he starts pushing me around, threatening a punch up. I think hes bluffing, and try not to react. I even let him take the glasses off my face. Stupid - I dont think hes bluffing now, and now im blind... I get ready for my first fight since I was a boy scout![]()
But he was bluffing: just shows me the glasses - which he cant sell - said "I've got my money now" and walks off. I found out later that he also had my phone, must have got it from the car.
What pisses me off most about the whole thing was his attitude. He was a fat fuck who thought he was gangsta. Told me I'd see him on tv one day. I shit you not, he was even ryming at one point. To much time on the couch playing san andreas... Most of all, he saw a guy having shit luck and took advantage. I guess that is gangsta...
Thankfully the idiot did it infront of a crowd and 3 cameras - and he got nothing out of it, glasses and hardware locked phone he cant sell. I will see the fucker in court, and make sure it gets worse for him.
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