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    From most Yeligable Bachlor

    Subject: FW: An open letter from a Most Yeligible Bachellar from the Bangaloru !!!!

    Madam:

    I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Bangaloru. Having
    seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on
    you and hope you will take me nicely.

    I am a soiled son from inside Karnataka. I am nice and big, six foot tall
    and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am
    working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I
    am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for
    balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls
    that bounce a lot.

    I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly.
    I am gay.

    Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving
    respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is
    how nice I am.

    I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking
    tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am
    pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can
    come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.

    I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you.
    I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do?
    So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing
    myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into
    your hand.

    If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very
    hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.

    If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and
    press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely
    smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly for
    your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

    Expecting soon,

    Yours and only yours C.S.V.L.T.Rao
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Sooooo.....didn't work for you elsewhere and you thought you'd try your luck here??
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

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    I want him so, with much hardness in my loins!
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Err, no thanks cola.........
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart
    Sooooo.....didn't work for you elsewhere and you thought you'd try your luck here??
    Funnier than the original post (and that was bloody funny!)
    Motorbike Camping for the win!

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    Get your English and grammar up to speed and you might JUST have a chance Sniper!!
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"

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