Latest joke doing the rounds in London...

**Swoop** · 23rd February 2006, 10:27

*Apparently* there is a gang going around London. They capture muslims, pin them to the ground and then give the victim a dice to throw.
"Were gonna shoot you in the head, if you throw a 1, 2, 3, 4, or a 5"
Muslim replies (terrified) "what happens if I get a 6?"

The captor replies "then you get another throw!!"

**SimJen** · 23rd February 2006, 10:33

Nice mate

**Fishy** · 23rd February 2006, 10:33

Not bad not bad at all.

**ManDownUnder** · 23rd February 2006, 10:38

Sorry but that actually crosses the bad taste line for me.

**Sniper** · 23rd February 2006, 10:38

Hmmmm, not too sure on this.

**MrMelon** · 23rd February 2006, 10:47

I don't think this falls into the "Quality Jokes" category.

**scumdog** · 23rd February 2006, 11:11

Hmm, o.k. just change it to "over 50 year old Scots non-Moslem members of KB" instead of Muslims, saves offending the over-sensetive eh?

**Paul in NZ** · 23rd February 2006, 11:28

I like Muslim... Its nice to wear on hot days as it breathes and it keeps the flies off the meat!

**madboy** · 23rd February 2006, 11:40

I can understand how some would find that joke in poor taste. But that very poor taste and political incorrectness appeals to me.

**Marmoot** · 23rd February 2006, 12:52

I'd say it has nothing to do with political correctness at all.

The joke is just not funny enough.......

On the other hand, can anyone give me more Michael Jackson jokes please? I'm collecting it.

**Marmoot** · 23rd February 2006, 12:58

Anyway, since this is a joke thread............and sorry for you guys working in civil departments

Four guys were bragging about how smart their dogs were. They were an engineer, accountant, chemist and a civil servant.

To show off, the engineer called to his dog: "T-Square, do your thing." T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your thing." Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.

The chemist said his dog could top that. he called his dog and said, "measure, do your thing." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took a quart of milk, got a 20ml glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 18ml without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the civil servant and said, "What can your dog do?"

The civil servant called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your thing." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, shat on the paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for compensation and went home on sick leave.

Everyone agreed that was awesome....

**bugjuice** · 23rd February 2006, 12:58

For Marmoot then

Michael Jackson grabs a kid, pins them to the ground and then gives the victim a dice to throw.

"I'm gonna play with you, if you throw a 1, 2, 3, 4, or a 5"
the kid replies (terrified) "what happens if I get a 6?"

The Jackson replies "then you get another throw!!"

**Patrick** · 23rd February 2006, 13:11

Well done Buggy...

**ManDownUnder** · 23rd February 2006, 14:36

Originally Posted by bugjuice

For Marmoot then

Michael Jackson grabs a kid, pin them to the ground and then give the victim a dice to throw.

"I'm gonna play with you, if you throw a 1, 2, 3, 4, or a 5"
the kid replies (terrified) "what happens if I get a 6?"

The Jackson replies "then you get another throw!!"

Well illustrated...

It's not politically incorrect - it's crass...

**marty** · 23rd February 2006, 14:54

Originally Posted by bugjuice

For Marmoot then

Michael Jackson grabs a kid, pin them to the ground and then give the victim a dice to throw.

"I'm gonna play with you, if you throw a 1, 2, 3, 4, or a 5"
the kid replies (terrified) "what happens if I get a 6?"

The Jackson replies "then you get another throw!!"

now THAT'S funny!