Latest joke doing the rounds in London...

[marty]

is there any truth in the rumour that MJ wants to have a sex change?

[bugjuice]

he doesn't know if he's black or white, so how would he know if he wants to be a man or wooooooman?
hee heeeee

[placidfemme]

is there any truth in the rumour that MJ wants to have a sex change?

No the Doctors have agreed it's too hard to make Michael Jackson into a man...

[Mooch]

*Apparently* there is a gang going around London. They capture muslims, pin them to the ground and then give the victim a dice to throw.
"Were gonna shoot you in the head, if you throw a 1, 2, 3, 4, or a 5"
Muslim replies (terrified) "what happens if I get a 6?"

The captor replies "then you get another throw!!"

WTF , haven't seen it here , are you talking shit ?.
Not a joke I'll be telling on the Tube. Winner !

[Swoop]

WTF , haven't seen it here , are you talking shit ?.
Not a joke I'll be telling on the Tube. Winner !

I had it sent to me from London (that's why the thread is labelled as such). Perhaps getting out a bit more???
How was the snow yesterday?

[Mooch]

Friggin cold , probably why I'm not getting out much, you'd think in IT circles I'd would have got this one , London network must be a bit slow a the moment , bit of snow / light snow showers again today ...

Only a couple weeks to go and we've moving somewhere hot for a month

[Swoop]

Friggin cold , probably why I'm not getting out much, you'd think in IT circles I'd would have got this one , London network must be a bit slow a the moment , bit of snow / light snow showers again today ...

Only a couple weeks to go and we've moving somewhere hot for a month

Heh Heh! It's a bit parky here this morning. Almost had to put something on top of the polo shirt and shorts!
Not a cloud in the sky!!! It's gonna be a beaut afternoon!!!
Where are you off to for a warm holiday?

[simo]

*Apparently* there is a gang going around London. They capture muslims, pin them to the ground and then give the victim a dice to throw.
"Were gonna shoot you in the head, if you throw a 1, 2, 3, 4, or a 5"
Muslim replies (terrified) "what happens if I get a 6?"

The captor replies "then you get another throw!!"

You guys just dont get it.... the war stated in Bosnia in 1992, when are you all going to realise this, and understand the implications for Europe and the Middle East, the UN (socialist mothership) is overseeing the next muslim invasion of Europe, F$$%%%%king wake up, the WEST has a huge problem, much bigger than 1939