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  1. 23rd February 2006, 11:46 #1
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    Contract of Wifely Expectations

    Well I've printed off a copy and my girlie will be signing it tonight.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...tract1.html??2
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  2. 23rd February 2006, 11:53 #2
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    Heard that on the radio this morning, the guy's a tosser. I couldn't be bothered remembering any of the rules that the wife would have to obey.
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  3. 23rd February 2006, 11:58 #3
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    Looks like a BDSM contract... for a slave...
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    It's a joke....isn't it? If not, the guy needs to get himself to Haiti for a 'special order'
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    I want to be disgusted by this guy but I can't help wondering what happened to him to make him this way and what exactly he thought was going to happen if he wasn't in total control of his wife... I wonder if his mum used to lock him in the cupboard.

    We're all born as cute lil sponges ready to soak up the world around us.. what happens to some people??
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    What a bloody retard, lemme guess, she was blonde and the word "Durr" was a prominant speech factor.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bekki
    We're all born as cute lil pink sponges ready to soak up the world around us.. what happens to some people??
    We are called cute sweet sponges and end up with anger problems.........
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    I'll bet he downloaded it off the interwebby
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    Was he wrong in being up front and to the point?:slap:
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    wife is signing one tonight!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    What a bloody retard, lemme guess, she was blonde and the word "Durr" was a prominant speech factor.
    She took the thing to the police so, credit.. it takes a lotta guts for abused wives to do something about their situation..

    But, yeah, marrying the guy and having children by him in the first place...?!?!
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    Read the first couple of lines and quickly glanced over the 1st page. Then refused to give it anymore of my time.

    What an absolute

    The guy needs to be educated on how to treat a woman...I am fully prepared to be the Teacher and teach him a lesson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bekki
    She took the thing to the police so, credit.. it takes a lotta guts for abused wives to do something about their situation..
    I'll give her credit for that. I don't believe in abusing women. I know my partner broke my arm, but I let her, made her feel important you know

    Quote Originally Posted by Bekki
    But, yeah, marrying the guy and having children by him in the first place...?!?!
    But yea, people change quite dramatically. I had an old girlfriend who was particularly nice for the first week until she saw my room. She lasted 2 more days..........
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  14. 23rd February 2006, 13:35 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    But yea, people change quite dramatically. I had an old girlfriend who was particularly nice for the first week until she saw my room. She lasted 2 more days..........
    Similiar thing happend to me gone out for about 2 weeks with this girl and one night she convinced me to show my "stuff" and hmmmmm know we married
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  15. 23rd February 2006, 13:45 #15
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    "When we are in bed together I can cuddle, spoon, hold or touch you in anyway, as long as it is does not excessively disrupt your sleep"
    seems fair..


    tis actually a bit much.. What made me chuckle a bit, is that while reading it, iTunes randomly picked out a nice array of songs for me, such as 'Trick Me - Kellis' and which ended in 'Sweetest thing - U2'
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