I don't think this guy wrote that contract. It's too well thought out and seems to be written as a joke. He must have found it on the web and took it too literally.
I don't think this guy wrote that contract. It's too well thought out and seems to be written as a joke. He must have found it on the web and took it too literally.
I'm pretty sure that sorta crap would be all over the place if you cared to look (I'm at work so please excuse me if I don't). Like Placid said, it reads more like some sort of wierd sex thing and if it's like most fantasy things, they don't translate well into reality! Living a life 24/7 is different to a few sweaty tussles... A bit like biking eh! Some like the occasional ride and some do it every day!...
If it was some sorta kink game they were both into and then she got cold feet, bummer going to the feds and I'll bet he is pissed off!
If he thought it was for real and she had no prior warning then he should be locked up as a favour to the gene pool! Man, what an optomist!
Many (many) moons ago I had a little peek into these alternative worlds and like a lot of extreme lifestyles, my view was that they are pretty well unsustainable long term unless both parties are totally into it. I guess things have changed in 30 years and the web makes meeting like minded souls a lot easier but really, it's all a bit odd! I'll bet theres a lot more to this story than meets the eye!
Oh I can see that going down like a cup of cold sick at our place LMAO
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I've seen/heard of similar thigns in consentual BDSM relationships before.
Gonna make the missus sign 2nite :-)
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A guarantee of solo sex for life.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Marriage ain't guaranteed, solo sex is...........hold that thought.....Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
"Solo sex" and "hold that"...say what? On ya Grahamee...
Men think when they get married they will have sex more often women know that they only have to when they want tooOriginally Posted by Grahameeboy
Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
and that is 90% of why you don't get married..
and sadly the 10% ends us up in Church!!Originally Posted by bugjuice
Some expectations of some things in relation to some people under some circumstances are reasonable
[ie me expecting that motorists on the cross will obey the red light and allow my safe passage through the intersection].
Some are not
[numerous examples spring to mind here - some obscene ... so why don't i just allow you to insert your favorite non-compliance here:- .......................................use a seperate page if necessary].
this was obviously one of the latter.
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Until you get carpel tunnel syndrome.Originally Posted by Grahameeboy
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Alternate then!!Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
Im going to have such a good laugh the day you stand in front of the alter!Originally Posted by bugjuice
Mate trust me women have a way of letting you agree to things only a drunk man would otherwise!
Women are evil!
Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
[QUOTE=enigma51]Im going to have such a good laugh the day you stand in front of the alter!
Mate trust me women have a way of letting you agree to things only a drunk man would otherwise!
Women are evil![/QUOTE]
Sorry despite my bad experience that is not a fair call Mr Eggy......
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