Contract of Wifely Expectations

[bugjuice]

you'll be laughing.. mate, I'll be pissing myself

[SPORK]

Meh, sounds fair to me.

[Lou Girardin]

Im going to have such a good laugh the day you stand in front of the alter!

Mate trust me women have a way of letting you agree to things only a drunk man would otherwise!

Women are evil!

Marriage is like a hurricane - starts with a blow job, you end up with half a house.

[Skyryder]

I wonder what sort of contract the kids were.

1 All expenditure on your upbringing is to be considered a loan at 25%
2 Any job you are offered for work after school you are to take it.
3 You can not resihn unless without my authority
4 On your motheres Good Behavour Days you are to be out of the house by 9am and not to return untill 8pm.
5 Loud music can only be played during the day when your mother and I are 'sleeping.'
6 On these occasions you will e given time to submit a list of tracks for my approaval

etc etc.


Skyryder

[DirtMad]

Looks pretty mint to me the GBD`s are a waste of time though

[Skyryder]

Looks pretty mint to me the GBD`s are a waste of time though

That's what I thought. Everything was serious. I think whoever wrote it was for real. It's handwritten. Not the sort of thing a geek would do then flog it onto the web. It's the real mccoy.

SKYRYDER

[WINJA]

I want to be disgusted by this guy but I can't help wondering what happened to him to make him this way and what exactly he thought was going to happen if he wasn't in total control of his wife... I wonder if his mum used to lock him in the cupboard.

We're all born as cute lil sponges ready to soak up the world around us.. what happens to some people??

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS BEKKI , IM GONNA PRINT THAT OFF AND GET MY HO TO SIGN IT

[WINJA]

Marriage is like a hurricane - starts with a blow job, you end up with half a house.

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WIFE AND A JOB ? JOB STILL SUCKS AFTER 2 YEARS