OK... I'm cross!

**smokeyging** · 26th February 2006, 20:09

Originally Posted by myvice

Wanker, hope his dick falls of and his wife runs off with the money and burns his bike on the way!
Maybe she can garrotte him with the towel?
Pricks like him totally piss me off, you’re sposed to look after each other in a relationship, not treat your wife/husband like a fucking slave!
Like men who have their wives sit in the back of cars, why do they think they are better than them?
Don’t give me “It’s a cultural thing” bullshit excuse either, Its fucking WRONG! I don’t give a rats ass if they have been doing it for the past million years, it’s a crap way of treating anyone, male or female, and should be stopped.

Had to vent, its been getting to me lately…

Good on you mate

**Timber020** · 26th February 2006, 22:05

The wanker didnt need a helmet for his girlfriend, just a glove.

**Lou Girardin** · 27th February 2006, 11:21

Welcome to my world. (work that is)
Thankfully that kind of tosser is rare.
He may be able to put it on a card, but can he pay it?

**Wolf** · 27th February 2006, 12:39

I think that if I were there alone, I'd just say "what a soft cock" or similar in a carrying voice - and be prepared to explain my outburst to the dick if his single-digit IQ required some clarification. If I were there with my wife I'd probably loudly tell her we need to get her a decent helmet as the lining's stuffed in her old one and it's vitally important it fits properly...

What a wanker. The salesman should have said "no I meant two helmets for you -the open faced one and a little one to go on your penis since that's the head you seem to use for thinking. A very little one..."

**SPman** · 27th February 2006, 20:51

Originally Posted by WINJA

YEAH TELL ME ABOUT IT , I SEE SP IS HERE SO IM GONNA FUCK OFF B4 HE THINKS IM MAKING A MOVE ON HIS HO

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**Shadows** · 27th February 2006, 21:55

What really shocks me is that the guy just bought a brand new shiny cruiser and the tightarse salesman didn't even offer to throw in a couple of free helmets!!!

**Wolf** · 27th February 2006, 23:10

Originally Posted by Shadmeister

What really shocks me is that the guy just bought a brand new shiny cruiser and the tightarse salesman didn't even offer to throw in a couple of free helmets!!!

Perhaps he was on commission.

**zadok** · 28th February 2006, 10:18

Originally Posted by SPman

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**Lou Girardin** · 28th February 2006, 10:55

Originally Posted by Shadmeister

What really shocks me is that the guy just bought a brand new shiny cruiser and the tightarse salesman didn't even offer to throw in a couple of free helmets!!!

How about a full set of Spidi leathers, free servicing for life and a free shag with the tightarse salesmans wife?

**scumdog** · 28th February 2006, 10:57

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

How about a full set of Spidi leathers, free servicing for life and a free shag with the tightarse salesmans wife?

Hey! NOW you're talking my kind of talk, I'll be up in a flash to pick up my Nifty-Fifty.....

**buellbabe** · 28th February 2006, 11:09

HA ha! Lots of thoughts on this one... yep! the salesman should have spoken up about the Helmet safety issue, mindyou didn't the wife have a tongue in her head?... probably too downtrodden I guess. The guy sounds like a 'born-again-biker" and I'll bet he does less than 100 kms on it before he bins... thereby justifying ACC's exorbitant levy on Motorcycles...
Cheers.

**Wolf** · 28th February 2006, 13:08

Originally Posted by buellbabe

HA ha! Lots of thoughts on this one... yep! the salesman should have spoken up about the Helmet safety issue, mindyou didn't the wife have a tongue in her head?... probably too downtrodden I guess. The guy sounds like a 'born-again-biker" and I'll bet he does less than 100 kms on it before he bins... thereby justifying ACC's exorbitant levy on Motorcycles...
Cheers.

And because she's wearing a crappy old helmet held in place with a tea-towel his wife dies and is finally free of the retarded fuck. He gets another chick who doesn't accept being downtrodden so well as his last wife and she tries to do a "Loreena Bobbitt" job on him but can't find the necessary bit...