Deplorable infidelity

**DMNTD:Me** · 27th February 2006, 11:14

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing
about his deplorable infidelity.
Suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off.Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple are a man and his 12 year old daughter.
The little girl is just chatting away at her father when, all of a sudden, the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his twelve year old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only
a bug, honey."
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?!"

**Grahameeboy** · 27th February 2006, 11:21

All I can say is good luck with your 5 kids TL!!!!

**bugjuice** · 27th February 2006, 11:26

lol
still love you sig too, TL

**DMNTD:Me** · 27th February 2006, 11:38

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

All I can say is good luck with your 5 kids TL!!!!

Mate I'm more concerned about m'pecker being clipped 'n biffed!!

Awwwww....thanks BugJuice Joke brings new meaning to ya name though eh

**Grahameeboy** · 27th February 2006, 11:39

Originally Posted by TL Rider

Mate I'm more concerned about m'pecker being clipped 'n biffed!!

Awwwww....thanks BugJuice Joke brings new meaning to ya name though eh

But But But after 5 kids what is the difference!!!!

**DMNTD:Me** · 27th February 2006, 11:42

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

...after 5 kids what is the difference!!!!

...minus several inches Now they call me Justin

**Grahameeboy** · 27th February 2006, 11:51

Originally Posted by TL Rider

...minus several inches Now they call me Justin

Well they say it is not the meat it is the motion...............or in your case the lotion......

**In The Breeze** · 27th February 2006, 11:55

Originally Posted by TL Rider

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing
about his deplorable infidelity.
Suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off.Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple are a man and his 12 year old daughter.
The little girl is just chatting away at her father when, all of a sudden, the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his twelve year old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only
a bug, honey."
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?!"

bloody goodun