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    Stupid cager tricks

    This just in...Allun & i are just sitting around the apartment havin a few quiets after work when we hear an allmighty Screeeeech.....CRASH!! "Ahhcrap" we both look at each other and think the same thing "Another boyracer has been doing burnouts down the end of the road and has lost it" We look out the back window - nothing. We look out the front window - "oh, it's a car on it's roof....WHAT!?"

    We go running down the road to the intersection at the end of our street to find skid marks on the road and a car on its rof with three slightly grazed individuals milling around trying to get us and the other members of the public to roll the car back on its wheels

    One of the occupants starts pulling empty spirit bottles out of the wreck & hides them in the long grass in full view of the Ambo officer who has just arrived :slap: No one seriously hurt thankfully, and there were a bunch of witnesses on the phone to the cops before we even got out the door.

    Its bloody lucky that no one was hit comming the other way as there's a fair amount of traffic through that street.

    Looks like the car came too fast round the corner from the left, swerved a couple times over corrected hit the curb and rolled. It's an 80k zone which turns into a 50k zne after the intersection. They must have been goin pretty fast to fuck up that bad.
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    What idiots. I bet they feel big and tough now that they've been drink driving with their mates and rolled their car. Morons.

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    Looks to me as though both back tyres are bald and the cars right side tyre is considerably wider than the left one, no wonder it handles like a bag of arseholes.

    Also, interesting that the paparazi took photos before rendering assistence, or am I jumping to conclusions?
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    Give him a do it yourself breath tester kit, you stick it in your mouth and pull the trigger, if you are drunk enough to do it then there will only be one funeral to go to.
    Think of the lives it would save!
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    Quote Originally Posted by myvice
    Give him a do it yourself breath tester kit, you stick it in your mouth and pull the trigger, if you are drunk enough to do it then there will only be one funeral to go to.
    Think of the lives it would save!
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    Quote Originally Posted by far queue
    Also, interesting that the paparazi took photos before rendering assistence, or am I jumping to conclusions?
    No, I took those photos when I got back to the flat. After we had checked for injuries and after the Ambulance had arrived.

    First thing on my mind when I saw the upturned car was to sprint there & find out if anyone was hurt and needed help.
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    Commodore??

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    Quote Originally Posted by far queue
    Looks to me as though both back tyres are bald and the cars right side tyre is considerably wider than the left one...
    I dunno if they are different widths or if they're just on tweaked out angles now after hitting the curb or whatnot. Definately lookin' pretty bald though. Tits McGunderson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlashWylde
    No, I took those photos when I got back to the flat. After we had checked for injuries and after the Ambulance had arrived.

    First thing on my mind when I saw the upturned car was to sprint there & find out if anyone was hurt and needed help.
    OK, that's cool, I stand corrected. Did you notice the state of the tyres, or anything else dodgy about it, other than the booze bottles.
    The views expressed above may not match yours - But that's the reason my Dad went to war - wasn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motu
    Commodore??
    The wheels certainly are, they are those wavy ones they stuck on the VN/VP? Calais' I think, just before they changed the shape to the mighty VR series.

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    Dickheads..... they deserved it.
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    Nice to see another example of the types of people we risk our lives around everyday by just being on the road...
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    As I've said before, oxygen theft should be more heavily punished.

    Perhaps they were out practising some drift styles, bro... showin the ladies how it's done in the 'hood.
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