Rules of dating from a Drill Instructor...

[Sniper]

In my case though, its neither. Im just a trouble/accident magnet

[spudchucka]

I've got about 9 or 10 years before I have worry about any of this business however I'm thinking about getting rule 9 tattooed onto my forearm for future reference.

Hartman is the ultimate drill sergeant, (on the TV screen at least).

[Skyryder]

You are either very brave or very foolish

The difference is as close as both sides of a razor. Foolishness is bravery when it fails. Bravery is foolishness when it succeeds.

Skyryder

[Skyryder]

I've got about 9 or 10 years before I have worry about any of this business however I'm thinking about getting rule 9 tattooed onto my forearm for future reference.

Hartman is the ultimate drill sergeant, (on the TV screen at least).

As one who has been there and done that all I can add is that fear creats lies, and undestanding brings forth truth.

Skyryder

[Nicksta]

I like these rules.... sounds like my dad used to be.... but still classic

The outside is for the world. The inside is just for you.

Love needs not be told of the difference.

Skyryder

wow, such poetic words of wisdom.... and coming from a guy.... i'm impressed.

[Highlander]

Good rules, but before they apply the application needs to be filled out...

Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage and medical report from your doctor.

Name:________________________ Nickname/Alias:___________________
Date Of Birth:____/____/____ height:______ Weight:______ I.Q.:______
G.P.A.:________ Soc. Sec.#______-___-_______
Driver's License#____________________
Boy Scout Rank:_____________Good Standing: Yes_____No_____
Home Address:_______________________________
City/State/Zip_____________________________
Home Phone#: (___)___________ Car Phone#:_______________ Pager#:__________
Do you own
a. Van?____
b. Truck with oversized tires?____
c. Car with a trunk full of speakers?_____

Do you have any of the following:
a. An earring_____
b. nose ring______
c. belly button ring_____
or piercings on any other body parts_____
Explain:__________________________________________ ___________
Tattoo?______

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In 30 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? __________________________________________________ ______________

In 30 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? __________________________________________________ ______________

Church you attend_____________________ How often______________________
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