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    Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

    Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?

    Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

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    Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

    Tequila®: Leave Shyness Behind

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    Tequila makes me violent.
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Makes me violently ill!. One tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishslayer
    Makes me violently ill!. One tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila floor.
    4 cokes make me hyper...........and far a lot in morning

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    Weekends make me hyper!. Yay no work!. Do you ever feel like you have just drank 10 bottles of red bull as soon as you walk out the door when you day at work ends?....

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    I need a tequila. I'll be at the pub if anyone wants to join me.
    To every man upon this earth
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    Tequilla should not belong to the alcohol family, it rightfully belongs in the Hallucinogenic Drug family
    Om nom nom.

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    Tequila's great.

    Never really liked eating the worm thou.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishslayer
    Weekends make me hyper!. Yay no work!. Do you ever feel like you have just drank 10 bottles of red bull as soon as you walk out the door when you day at work ends?....
    That's cause you have drunk 10 cans of Red Bull......put it in your Honda next....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy
    That's cause you have drunk 10 cans of Red Bull......put it in your Honda next....
    No way dude, I only run my bike on diesel. Have to de tune a bit to let all the other inferior manufacturers bikes have a chance. Eagerly waiting for some smart responses.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishslayer
    No way dude, I only run my bike on diesel. Have to de tune a bit to let all the other inferior manufacturers bikes have a chance. Eagerly waiting for some smart responses.....
    Common Rail type system then is it?
    Om nom nom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    Tequila makes me violent.
    Always heard it was supposed to have that effect, never did with me - I get pretty cruisy and relaxed on Tequila as I do with most alcohol. A mate of mine, however, got quite belligerent and went on about what he'd do to anyone who insulted his girl and then wanted to give demonstrations of same...
    Motorbike Camping for the win!

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