A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for 10 yrs.
One day, he sees a speck on the horizon... the speck gets closer and closer until finally out of the surf comes a gorgeous woman in a wetsuit and scuba gear.
She walks up to the man and asks “how long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?” “10 yrs!” he replies.
She unzips a waterproof pocket on her sleeve and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes 1, lights it, takes a long drag and says “Man oh man! is that gooood!”
Then she asks “ how long has it been since you’ve had a drink of Whiskey?” “10yrs”
She unzips a pocket on her thigh, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He takes a long swig and says “Wow, that’s fantastic!”
Then she starts unzipping the front of her wetsuit and asks him “and how long has it been since you had some REAL fun?”
To which the man replies “MY GOD! Don’t tell me you’ve got a Harley in there!!!”
...it is better to live 1 day as a Tiger than 1000 years as a sheep...
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