Joke: The Koala and the Lizard
The Koala and the Lizard
A koala is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks
past and looks up and says to the koala: "Hey! what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have
a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to
get a drink from the river.
The little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls
into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him
to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain
forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and
he looks up and says "Hey you!"
The koala looks down and says: "Faaaaarrrrk dude.......how much water
did you drink?!!"
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