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    this is a red reppable offense you know, poos..

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    I'd like to have a beer with Ixion, and WINJA, at different times
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    I'm going to avoid the question because there are a lot more than 2 on here I want to meet, all for different reasons and none of them kinda comparable to the others.

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    I'd like to meet Ixion and Motu. Both seem like interesting, knowledgeable and experienced blokes but I've not yet met either of them.
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    Ahhh yes, JRandom and Fish
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    Err..
    Motu, WINJA, sniper, inline4, Joni+ (properly this time).
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    Well... if you're in your 20s, female, attractive, single, and not picky about who gets to root you then I'd like to meet.

    I'll be outside Starbucks holding a white rose

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    Well... if you're in your 20s, female, attractive, single, and not picky about who gets to root you then I'd like to meet.

    I'll be outside Starbucks holding a white rose
    LMAO

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    I was going for a more desparate twist on Sleepless In Seattle...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    this is a red reppable offense you know, poos..
    no its not...how ever owning a orange kawasaki very nearly is!!
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    Cowpoos, I would like to meet you and your fly blown whore of a sheep, for a loveeerly romantic evening at a pub near you.

    I've seen Dover, but i'd like to actually meet him, and when I get a 600 I'd loooooove to give him the learn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    no its not...how ever owning a orange kawasaki very nearly is!!
    pfffft fuck off..

    the title clearly states monkeys having sex with chickens. It's false advertising otherwise. And I still don't see any monkeys..

    you just want an orange bike, don't you? It's ok, you can admit it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by swantiger
    I've seen Dover, but i'd like to actually meet him, and when I get a 600 I'd loooooove to give him the learn.
    you could do that now if you wanted..
    try teaching him how to keep the rubber bits on the road, it'd be a start

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    Just for buggie... lack of chickens, but best I can do for now...
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