Immature and proud of it.
I'd always sworn I'd never give in to the the parasites at Sky and get their devils spawn TV.
Anyhoo, my wife has to have an op on her feet and will be house-bound for two weeks and barely mobile for a further four.
She thought it would be nice to have Sky movies while she's stuck at home.
So, what's a loving husband to do at the start of the Superbike and F1 season?
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Aargh, photos!
Bloody smart bugger.......... But what happens after?
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Deus ex ukulele
Welcome to the Dark Side, Lou.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
parting of the sensory
You discover there's actually just as much crap on Sky as on the other channels, and that renting the DVDs you want it cheaper, then you cancel the "Devil's Spawn TV" and go back to yer average rubbish.Originally Posted by Sniper
Well, that's what we did anyway.
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
Immature and proud of it.
We're locked in for a year. At least we'll have good reception on poverty TV.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Pasta farts
The reception was a big selling point for us for the pleb channels. We just get movies on top of that. Discovery/National Geo/History channels are excellent. There's always something to watch.
Deus ex ukulele
Yay! American Chopper!
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Born To Fish - Forced To Work.
I wish I had time to watch tv, ah so much to do and so little time.
I think that DVD Unlimited scheme is plenty good for movies, Sky has a shit line up 90% of the time. However there are plenty of Woman type channels, like Martha!
Immature and proud of it.
I can get in touch with my feminine side then.
Any aerobics or yoga shows? Lingerie shows? (He says wishfully)
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Obey the hosebeast
Bring back Fashion TV. Daytime lingerie shows
Look Ma, no hands hehehe
Good onya Lou, for thinking about your wife's needs first...
Well done mate...
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Make sure you get the Rialto channel. You'll find the best movies there. None of this hollywood crap.
Forum whore
I bet this is the most exciting year of F1 ever....because I won't be watching.All those years of watching incredably boring races,hoping that this week maybe something might happen.But my wife is even less likely to subscribe to Sky than me.
Psyclepath
It's worth it just for all the BBC comedy you get on UKTV. I don't know about Yoga or owt like that and unfortunately we don't get Aerobics OZ-style here (a half dozen aerobics instructors in lycra bouncing around outside Sydney landmarks)....damn shame.
Anyway, a speedy recovery to Mrs Lou
Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.
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