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    I should tell the joke about the pencil

    But it has no point. :
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Did you forget to sharpen it mate?

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    Sharp, really sharp
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    Or should I tell the story about the rope.......nah I'll skip it.

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    Well, that went down like a lead balloon
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    OK so what's brown and sticky?

















    A stick.
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    what do blonds put behind there ears to attract men?




    Thier knees

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    That's the older ones, who aren't so supple anymore. The prime catches still put their ankles there
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Hear about the constipated Mathmatician?









    He worked it out with a pencil
    "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."

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    Do you know why the boy took a pencil to bed?































    To draw the curtains
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    What's long and hard and Fucks Australians?













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    Whats yellow and can't swim?










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    What happened to the elephant that fell in the swimming pool?









    It got electrocuted











    Dont worry, its a don't get it joke








    Ok, start worrying!@!!
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    Kickingzebra, I'm cutting off your supply of Class A drugs...
    Motorbike Camping for the win!

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    Thumbs up

    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    Kickingzebra, I'm cutting off your supply of Class A drugs...
    Haha... Its kind of unfair on the poor drugs to put them in a group and expect them to stay in it, I mean, thats like, discrimination and stuff!!! LOL
    Boyd hh er Suzuki are my heroes!
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