Girls, an answer please....

**u4ea** · 4th April 2006, 11:55

Originally Posted by MisterD

I know of one new Mum who spent a good ten minutes sat in a Cafe with one of them still popped out before her husband finally asked "Are you going to put that away now?"

maybe she shoudve moved to africa!!!!!!!!!!!!

**KATWYN** · 5th April 2006, 10:17

Originally Posted by CaN

Yeah, but you chicks need to sort your shit out.
I know women whom will go out of their way to walk past a building site, or if they don't get enough whistels or lewd comments will pass it several times until they do.

And yes we are talking women.

YEA I KNOW THE SORT OF DESPRIT SKANKY HO'S THAT DO THAT SORT OF THING -REAL DOGS.THEY HAVE THAT FRIGGEN UGLY PUB SLUT LOOK ABOUT THEM - AND THINK THEY ARE ATTRACTIVE

**Colapop** · 5th April 2006, 10:21

Mmmmm - Pub slut hos'!! They're Skankalicious...

**MSTRS:Me** · 5th April 2006, 10:28

Originally Posted by Colapop

Mmmmm - Pub slut hos'!! They're Skankalicious...

Down boy...save your energy for those interviews you got coming up

**buellbabe** · 5th April 2006, 10:29

Originally Posted by Colapop

Mmmmm - Pub slut hos'!! They're Skankalicious...

Jeez you need to raise ya standards dude... or do you like going where so many have already been?
(Theres plenty of women out there that know how to be a lady in public and a slut in the bedroom... like I have already said surely its better/sexier/more fun when something is left to the imagination???)

**MSTRS:Me** · 5th April 2006, 10:34

Originally Posted by buellbabe

... like I have already said surely its better/sexier/more fun when something is left to the imagination???)

*Some* like to know the answer to "will she or won't she?" before they lash out on a drink to smooth the way

**KATWYN** · 5th April 2006, 10:49

Originally Posted by Colapop

Mmmmm - Pub slut hos'!! They're Skankalicious...

Apples on the ground don't take much work are easy to pick up (and are usually rotton after you take a bite) but the ones on top of the tree are harder to get - takes a special kind of man to climb up and pick one - usually the kind of man that doesnt fear falling down & getting hurt (other wise he picks up the easy ones on the ground)......heard this analogy recently

What kind of apple picker are you boys? let me guess.........

**MSTRS:Me** · 5th April 2006, 10:54

Originally Posted by KATWYN

What kind of apple picker are you boys? let me guess.........

Some guys prefer the bush removed from their apple...errr...ummm...I mean...gotta go

**scumdog** · 5th April 2006, 11:23

Originally Posted by Colapop

I went out for a stroll at lunch with tthe intention of picking something up that I needed. As I was strolling along I passed several young ladies/women and, being the normal male that I am, I happened glance their way - as a guy might do. No harm in that I thought, I wasn't being overly lavascious (sp) or lewd. Nor was I making rude comments to them or about them. One particular (peculiar) woman looked at me and grabbed her handbag up to her chest as though I'd tried to grab her breasts or something. As I was walking toward her I was quite surprised when, as she walked past, she said "Pervert" loud enogh for me to hear.

The correct reponse to this comment is to reply "temptress" in a suitably disgusted voice.

**Colapop** · 5th April 2006, 11:48

Originally Posted by KATWYN

Apples on the ground don't take much work are easy to pick up (and are usually rotton after you take a bite) but the ones on top of the tree are harder to get - takes a special kind of man to climb up and pick one - usually the kind of man that doesnt fear falling down & getting hurt (other wise he picks up the easy ones on the ground)......heard this analogy recently

What kind of apple picker are you boys? let me guess.........

I like peaches -
"Moving to the country gonna eat me alot of peaches"

The reality is a whole lot different of course - if I even look at another piece of fruit I get a smack in the ear from the missus!

**KATWYN** · 5th April 2006, 12:41

Originally Posted by scumdog

The correct reponse to this comment is to reply "temptress" in a suitably disgusted voice.

Hey Colapop,
If you read Scumdogs approach I reakon thats the best approach. He is right .

Too many woman are dicks and think they can say and do the things they do to guys that are innocent and guys don't really say anything aye?? So if you confront her about it (i.e., excuse me? I beg your pardon? or "don't flatter yourself lady! "-), that will kick her butt big time and embarress her in front of her mate/s- who she is prolly trying to impress by doing it (i.e., making out shes hot stuff that gets attention). She might think twice about being a nob about it to someone else again.

**MSTRS:Me** · 5th April 2006, 14:25

Katwyn - I find it interesting that you use terms for guy's 'bits' in such a context

**KATWYN** · 5th April 2006, 15:40

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Katwyn - I find it interesting that you use terms for guy's 'bits' in such a context

Hmmm you are right MSTRS very subliminal......What was I thinking.....really

**ManDownUnder** · 5th April 2006, 15:50

Originally Posted by KATWYN

Hey Colapop,
If you read Scumdogs approach I reakon thats the best approach. He is right .

Too many woman are dicks and think they can say and do the things they do to guys that are innocent and guys don't really say anything aye?? So if you confront her about it (i.e., excuse me? I beg your pardon? or "don't flatter yourself lady! "-), that will kick her butt big time and embarress her in front of her mate/s- who she is prolly trying to impress by doing it (i.e., making out shes hot stuff that gets attention). She might think twice about being a nob about it to someone else again.

LOL... true - some are up themselves to the point a guy would have nowhere to fit in anyway...

**Colapop** · 5th April 2006, 15:56

Nah, not falling for that. As soon as you say something they cry wolf, no-one stops to ask questions, cops pull up, get bashed for resisting, speak out in court done for contempt as well, get remanded, while in with 'Bubba' he makes a move, you have to shank him, more charges follow, 20 years inside - all for telling some dopey up herself doesn't know how to dress properly thinks she's a tart but not wanting to be, woman where to get off!!

Yeah right. Apart from that I'm having a pretty good day thanks.