Girls, an answer please....

[jonbuoy]

Or you could have just quoted Sid the Sexist from Viz and shouted "Tits oot for the lads".

Ha ha, Roll out the fat slags!! I've never met an emotionally stable woman, and I don't think I ever will. There all mad as bloody hatters........

[ZeroIndex]

Ha ha, Roll out the fat slags!! I've never met an emotionally stable woman, and I don't think I ever will. There all mad as bloody hatters........

"Emotionally stable woman" is an oxymoron, just like "military intelligence"

[heavenly.talker]

Well I see that the boys have gone fishing...lol

Need better/bigger/fresher bait than that though

[kro]

It's not uncommon. A few years ago, I was sitting in my car, waiting for my wife to come out of the supermarket, and a particularly sweet TL1000R rolled into the carpark, and pulled into a parking space right beside two young females who were leaning against the back of a car, having a smoke.
Passing only a momentary glance at the girls (if that), I stared longingly at the TL, noting the Yoshi pipes etc, and generally going every inch of it.

I was awoken from my reverie when a voice said "if you stare at my tits any longer, you'll forget to blink". I was caught off guard, and asked her to repeat her sentence, and that made her even madder, and she got quite shirty with me, and accused me of sitting on the car with my sunnies on, perveing at her, and her friends hooters...... talk about ya egos.. sheesh.
I responded very politely that the object of my affection was the Suzuki TL1000R with the big shiny exhaust pipes, and lifted my Arai up to the window to gain some credibility..
I got no apology, and instead she calls out to her mate that I was perving at the bike, and not them, and they both called me a wierdo.

See the catch22 here, your a perv if you do, and a wierdo if you don't.
I find the general rationale of any new/recent pubescent female is that the minute they grow a couple of bumps on their chest, they think every man in the world is staring at them. Sad.

[jonbuoy]

"Emotionally stable woman" is an oxymoron, just like "military intelligence"

He, too true!

[ZeroIndex]

It's not uncommon. A few years ago, I was sitting in my car, waiting for my wife to come out of the supermarket, and a particularly sweet TL1000R rolled into the carpark, and pulled into a parking space right beside two young females who were leaning against the back of a car, having a smoke.
Passing only a momentary glance at the girls (if that), I stared longingly at the TL, noting the Yoshi pipes etc, and generally going every inch of it.

I was awoken from my reverie when a voice said "if you stare at my tits any longer, you'll forget to blink". I was caught off guard, and asked her to repeat her sentence, and that made her even madder, and she got quite shirty with me, and accused me of sitting on the car with my sunnies on, perveing at her, and her friends hooters...... talk about ya egos.. sheesh.
I responded very politely that the object of my affection was the Suzuki TL1000R with the big shiny exhaust pipes, and lifted my Arai up to the window to gain some credibility..
I got no apology, and instead she calls out to her mate that I was perving at the bike, and not them, and they both called me a wierdo.

See the catch22 here, your a perv if you do, and a wierdo if you don't.
I find the general rationale of any new/recent pubescent female is that the minute they grow a couple of bumps on their chest, they think every man in the world is staring at them. Sad.

It's unfortunate how most relatively hot chicks don't realise that bikes come before women...

Maybe it was a trap... they saw you looking so interested in the bike that they felt they deserved your attention more than the bike... SAD SAD WORLD!!!

[froggyfrenchman]

Women huh!.....my old neighbour says " women would be stacked ten high at the tip if it wasn't for thier tits".......not sure I agree. The only thing learnt during my time is watch out for the quiet ones..they'd have somone hangin' outa them 24/7

hehehehehe, got me a quiet one...

[Kendog]

It's sad that we can't wear what we want without others thinking we are trying to say something. Being a woman with quite large boobies, I find it quite hard, especially during summer, to find a top to wear that doesn't show off my assets. Even in a T shirt a lot of people cop a look. What am I supposed to wear, a sack? But on the funny side, I often get 'checked out' by other chicks too, whether they are dykes or just wondering if I had surgery, I don't know, but any guys that are with me at the time think it is bloody funny! I don't normally mind too much (depending upon the looker I guess) but sometimes it is a bit embarrasing, especially as I don't have any control over them being there and I'm not trying to get any attention from them being on my chest!
Mrs KD

[sunhuntin]

lmfao, what a thread!!! LOLOLOLOL.

met up with a friend today...wore a slightly too big harley shirt, not low cut, sleeveless. could tell he was checkin me out....thought id even the score when we went to the op shop and i found a harley shirt for $5....stretchy fabric, sleeved and decently tight....told him itd be too big [looked like it would be!] he said id never fit it. bought it, got changed in the car [he didnt notice that!!] go to warehouse and hes walking along, notices the shirt and cant keep his eyes off! hahaha. ive got an hour-glass body shape, with fat here and there and decent sized tits, which ive recently learned to love, so wear clothes to accentuate them. i dont mind guys looking, in fact i relish it! just depends whos looking.

but the thing that impressed me....got my tattoo done, and wanted some gladwrap on it to stop it gluing itself to my shirt. go to new world and buy a roll, go into the loos to get kev to put it on [tat on my back, couldnt reach] he got my shirt off...and didnt touch! was very impressed by that.

funnily enough though, ive been given more phone numbers in my work clothes than i have in muftis. wtf? lol.

[froggyfrenchman]

lmfao, what a thread!!! LOLOLOLOL.

i dont mind guys looking, in fact i relish it! just depends whos looking.

Well you know where to post the pics...
please dont kill me

[Skyryder]

Believe me chicks take more notice of you when you do not look at their tits than if you do. Espeically those that flaunt their clevege.

Had a chick years ago come up to me at a party and tell me I was the only man who did not look at her tits.


Skyryder

[froggyfrenchman]

Believe me chicks take more notice of you when you do not look at their tits than if you do. Espeically those that flaunt their clevege.

Had a chick years ago come up to me at a party and tell me I was the only man who did not look at her tits.


Skyryder

The important question here is...
Why were you wearing two eye patches? and did you recover fully from this ailment?

[RiderInBlack]

On the subject of looking......

[Skyryder]

The important question here is...
Why were you wearing two eye patches? and did you recover fully from this ailment?

I think I made the comment that she did not see me. Something like that. Took her out a couple of times. She was a good sort and she did have great knockers. No idea of what happenedto her. We just went seperate ways.

Skyrder.

[SixPackBack]

Believe me chicks take more notice of you when you do not look at their tits than if you do. Espeically those that flaunt their clevege.

Had a chick years ago come up to me at a party and tell me I was the only man who did not look at her tits.


Skyryder

You didn't get to shag her tho' did you...she wanted to be your 'friend' I bet. And I question your manhood Skyryder....bet you like Asian he/she's