Girls, an answer please....

[Skyryder]

On the subject of looking......

Ok Spank and tite lovers. More tits for our workout please.

Skyryder

[Skyryder]

You didn't get to shag her tho' did you...she wanted to be your 'friend' I bet. And I question your manhood Skyryder....bet you like Asian he/she's

The Gift of Insults

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There once lived a great warrior. Though quite old, he still was able to defeat any challenger. His reputation extended far and wide throughout the land and many students gathered to study under him.
One day an infamous young warrior arrived at the village. He was determined to be the first man to defeat the great master. Along with his strength, he had an uncanny ability to spot and exploit any weakness in an opponent. He would wait for his opponent to make the first move, thus revealing a weakness, and then would strike with merciless force and lightning speed. No one had ever lasted with him in a match beyond the first move.

Much against the advice of his concerned students, the old master gladly accepted the young warrior's challenge. As the two squared off for battle, the young warrior began to hurl insults at the old master. He threw dirt and spit in his face. For hours he verbally assaulted him with every curse and insult known to mankind. But the old warrior merely stood there motionless and calm. Finally, the young warrior exhausted himself. Knowing he was defeated, he left feeling shamed.

Somewhat disappointed that he did not fight the insolent youth, the students gathered around the old master and questioned him. "How could you endure such an indignity? How did you drive him away?"

"If someone comes to give you a gift and you do not receive it," the master replied, "to whom does the gift belong?"

Skyryder

[ZeroIndex]

On the subject of looking......

Well, there is the perfect answer to any situation... "I'm just trying to stay healthy"... although, you could get put in hospital by looking at the wrong 'set' for too long...

[Skyryder]

Well, there is the perfect answer to any situation... "I'm just trying to stay healthy"... although, you could get put in hospital by looking at the wrong 'set' for too long...

Can't think of a better way to sick although in my case no one would believe me now.

Skyryder

[SixPackBack]

The Gift of Insults

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There once lived a great warrior. Though quite old, he still was able to defeat any challenger. His reputation extended far and wide throughout the land and many students gathered to study under him.
One day an infamous young warrior arrived at the village. He was determined to be the first man to defeat the great master. Along with his strength, he had an uncanny ability to spot and exploit any weakness in an opponent. He would wait for his opponent to make the first move, thus revealing a weakness, and then would strike with merciless force and lightning speed. No one had ever lasted with him in a match beyond the first move.

Much against the advice of his concerned students, the old master gladly accepted the young warrior's challenge. As the two squared off for battle, the young warrior began to hurl insults at the old master. He threw dirt and spit in his face. For hours he verbally assaulted him with every curse and insult known to mankind. But the old warrior merely stood there motionless and calm. Finally, the young warrior exhausted himself. Knowing he was defeated, he left feeling shamed.

Somewhat disappointed that he did not fight the insolent youth, the students gathered around the old master and questioned him. "How could you endure such an indignity? How did you drive him away?"

"If someone comes to give you a gift and you do not receive it," the master replied, "to whom does the gift belong?"

Skyryder

Long winded way of saying " Yes Mr SixPack, I left with my dick in my hand"

[Skyryder]

Long winded way of saying " Yes Mr SixPack, I left with my dick in my hand"

If you say so Grasshopper.

Skyryder

[ZeroIndex]

That Gift Of Insults thing was cool. have some rep

[buellbabe]

Well women do say they dress for other women, not men.

Yep I've heard that said and I say "BOLLOCKS". Its the age-old continuation of the species thing... females dress "sexy" to attract males... If your assets are on display then expect to have them looked at.
Personally I like to look feminine but I don't let it all hangout! I reckon leaving something to the imagination is WAY more sexy than having it all out there to be gawked at!!!

[Grahameeboy]

Yep I've heard that said and I say "BOLLOCKS". Its the age-old continuation of the species thing... females dress "sexy" to attract males... If your assets are on display then expect to have them looked at.
Personally I like to look feminine but I don't let it all hangout! I reckon leaving something to the imagination is WAY more sexy than having it all out there to be gawked at!!!

Me neither.................

[Grahameeboy]

I won't respond to this.....as I know it is just 'desperation' talking. You are forgiven (this time)

Keep shaking that belly MSTR Man.......

[SARGE]

I hadn't been taking a special interest in her or looked for any more than a glance. Could be just some nutcase mentally unstable ex-patient (ex-GF some might say), but no, she looked as normal as the next person on the street. The thing is that she was wearing a low-ish cut top and she had, not large, breasts but at a guess I'd say about a C or D cup (hence the notice). She was not unattractive but not stunning either. As I continued my walk I noticed a few other women similarly attired in articles of clothing that were relatively revealing or low cut or mostly both. Not every woman was dressed this way.

i wear Oakley's..

[Grahameeboy]

i wear Oakley's..

....so what is Oakley wearing then....

[sels1]

Here's my take. Typically, kiwi women have an overly high opinion of themselves. This is mainly due to small island mentality. I'd say she's probably hanging her tits out for her boss in hope that her melons will pave the way to a more prosperous remuneration package because clearly she cannot rely on commercial skills alone.

Her "pervert" comment was really her inner anger with herself having to stoop this low, venting in your direction. If you see her again grab her ass and french kiss her. Chicks love it, trust me.

You had me believing you right up to the last sentence....

[Colapop]

I talked to my missus about this last night and was told the only tits I should be noticing were hers (obvious answer) and that if I was going to notice others then they better be decent ones!
I asked her what 'decent' ones were.

"There is nothing wrong with a woman being proud of what she has, as long as she is not serving 'balloons for breakfast'. A woman should dress for success - both in the professional arena and socially. That is to say that there are occasions for wearing revealing attire and there are not."

I reproduced that as best as I can remember. I nearly choked when she siad "balloons for breakfast"!! There you have it the final word from my missus.....
Anyone got a steak for my eye...?

[muzz]

I dont understand why most of the girls say "it depends whos looking" if you put it out expect anyone to look. Us older fellows are still red blooded and i cant help that i was born ugly. So you put it out and Im going to look and if you dont like it then whos the shallow one.