Self-employed? Income split with the current missus? Write off lots of household expenses against your business income? It's only tax evasion if you get caught (and you probably won't - most self-employed don't). Unless you're a normal salary/wage earner in which case you might as well invest in lube.
I got my latest one the other day - my ex has to pay me $60 a month. Wahoo!!! That goes such a long way toward the cost of bringing up my daughter.
"You, Madboy, are the Uncooked Pork Sausage of Sausage Beasts. With extra herbs."
- Jim2 c2006
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