Friday Funny

[SpeedyGirl]

Sorry if this has been posted before.... but tickled my funnybone
Number 8 would have to be the best!!

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of homeland security

[Colapop]

Yup number 8 good - not hungry now...

[bugjuice]

but i'm both most of the time..

[Genesismatrix]

yep that pretty much sums us up

[MisterD]

but i'm both most of the time..

What you need is that custard/jelly/baked bean wrestling stuff.....

[bugjuice]

i'm not really into that stuff.. baked beans just aren't natural.
the other two are good tho..

[SpeedyGirl]

It's your decision!


This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.

By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
No one else will know, so you won't be fooling anyone but yourself if
you give anything but a truthful answer.The test features an unlikely,
completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a
decision.Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please read slowly and thoughtfully, giving due consideration to each
line.

Here's the situation:

You are in Florida; Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you
caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of Biblical
proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper,
and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.

The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making
photos. There are houses and people swirling around
you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its
destructive fury.

Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his
life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer...
Somehow the man looks familiar.?You suddenly realise who it is ....
it's George W. Bush, President of the United States!!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take
him under ... forever.

You have two options - you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you
can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of
one of the world's most powerful men.

So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:

Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the
classic simplicity of black and white?