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    Talking Dirty old man joke

    He's 80, She's 20. It was the stir of the town when an 80 year
    old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year of marriage she
    went into the hospital to give birth.

    The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying:
    "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"


    He answered,
    "You've got to keep that old motor running."


    The following year the young bride gave birth again.
    The same nurse

    "You are truly amazing, How do you do it?"
    He again said: "You've got the keep the old motor running"

    The same thing happened the next year.

    The nurse then said: "Well, well, well!! you certainly are quite a
    man!" He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
    The nurse then said: "Well, you better change the oil. This one's black"

    MA

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    hahahahahaha
    It's better to Burn out than to Fade away - Cause thats value for money!!

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    LOL Excellent LOL
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    Ha ha ha gotta rush and check my oil.

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    Lol..............
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    I would say he got owned...
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    hahah.... funny shit

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    The last one is what they call a "grudge pregnancy"

    Sombody had it in for him.
    Motorbike Camping for the win!

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