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    Have you ever tried shooting a horse with a hand gun? Just make sure you have something other than the six shooters they carried in the wild west and be sure that there aren't any media or nosey folks with video cameras around because its going to get ugly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka
    Have you ever tried shooting a horse with a hand gun? Just make sure you have something other than the six shooters they carried in the wild west and be sure that there aren't any media or nosey folks with video cameras around because its going to get ugly.
    Yep. Saw a cop try to put down an injured horse in Massey with a .38.
    The first 3 rounds bounced off it's forehead, till two of us useless snakes told the idiot to put one behind it's ear. That worked.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Better to just make sure you have quick access to a long arm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka
    Better to just make sure you have quick access to a long arm.
    This was 1981, the only long arms we had were in our pants.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    This was 1981, the only long arms we had were in our pants.
    Arms in your pants? Presumably with hands attached? Say no more!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka
    Arms in your pants? Presumably with hands attached? Say no more!
    Never heard of "short arm inspection" spud?
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    I don't want to know.

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    3000 + 10 charachters!

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    Amateur!
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    Amateur!
    You saying you're a pro??

    I've heard rumour a couple of the lads in here might want a pricelist...
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    Amateur!
    Old slutty whore!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka
    Old slutty whore!!
    Maybe, but I'd have all your cash.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    I'm broke! Can't even afford another bike!

    How bout a special deal on some new wheels, you know, mates rates?

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    Just make sure it hasn't fallen off the back of a truck.
    Time to ride

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka
    I'm broke! Can't even afford another bike!

    How bout a special deal on some new wheels, you know, mates rates?
    No worries 'mate'. Weve got a new CBR 1000 you can have for plus 15%.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
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