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    Mexican 'Mr & Mrs Smith' spar with guns, knives

    MEXICO CITY - A Mexican couple were recovering separately after a marital spat got out of control and saw them firing guns, throwing knives and hurling homemade bombs, Mexican daily Milenio said today.

    In scenes taken straight out of hit romantic comedy "Mr and Mrs Smith," starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Juan Espinosa and Irma Contreras fought until their house blew up in a homemade petrol bomb explosion, Milenio said.

    Police called to the home in the indigenous Mayan Indian town of Oxkutzcab in the southeastern state of Yucatan arrested Espinosa. Contreras was taken to hospital with third-degree burns.

    A local police official confirmed the report but declined to provide further information.

    In the violence-filled movie about the fictional Smiths, Pitt and Jolie play married assassins ordered to kill each other.

    Espinosa told reporters he was glad his wife had suffered burns, while Contreras said she was only sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight.

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    not a completely happy marriage then? or am I reading more into this
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    just a new ways to spice things up, thats all

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    A new way to "dice" things up, more like it!

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    makeup sex would be pretty mint after that tiff
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    Methinks there was a younger sexier woman involved here...
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    let the imagination flow freely
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    This world is an insane asylum run by the inmates!
    and led by you?
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    Pffsh, amateurs, Jax and I do more damage over who has to make coffee...












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    sexual tension?
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    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

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