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Thread: Mikey Challenges Zed in a Race!

  1. #181
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMUSDEMERITUS
    How 'bout a race?? I'll race you from your milkshed to Welly M/Cycles. I bet ya I get there before you get that sheep's rear legs out of your gumboots!!!

    sweet.....when and are those all the rules?.....$20,000 + ya bike?
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    sweet....when were....and put another zero on it...
    You're seemingly so cocky that I'm really keen to see you ride now...it must be mighty impressive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMUSDEMERITUS
    How 'bout a race?? I'll race you from your milkshed to Welly M/Cycles. I bet ya I get there before you get that sheep's rear legs out of your gumboots!!!

    com on dude...saw ya lurkin in here..u musta read my post...you wanna race or what?....or u to much of a chicken shit!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toast
    You're seemingly so cocky that I'm really keen to see you ride now...it must be mighty impressive.
    u up for it....I need some $$$$$$ hav massive tax bill on the 7 april [fuck terminal tax due]
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    u up for it....I need some $$$$$$ hav massive tax bill on the 7 april [fuck terminal tax due]
    Ok, maybe you're just desperate then and not that good (here fishy, fishy)...

    If you want a break from the IRD, set up a trust...my old man's got one for something, and somehow it means that I was only just asked for my 2005 year end tax return...then you can spend all ya money for that year on bikes, and it doesn't really matter, so long as you plan to die at the end of the financial year that you die in, you'll not be there to pay the tax...just disown your kids first...sweet eh? I should start charging for this...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    com on dude...saw ya lurkin in here..u musta read my post...you wanna race or what?....or u to much of a chicken shit!!!!

    Yah I'm here. Just read Mikeys report on your run over the Taka's. Made me all nervous & weak at the knees. Anyhow I read here somewhere that The Lord Jesus Christ disapproves of law breaking, I dont want to burn in hell for eternity so I'll have to take a big old pass on this one.


    How 'bout we have a big doobey and let it lie? I am a newbie!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toast
    Ok, maybe you're just desperate then and not that good (here fishy, fishy)...

    If you want a break from the IRD, set up a trust...my old man's got one for something, and somehow it means that I was only just asked for my 2005 year end tax return...then you can spend all ya money for that year on bikes, and it doesn't really matter, so long as you plan to die at the end of the financial year that you die in, you'll not be there to pay the tax...just disown your kids first...sweet eh? I should start charging for this...
    errr....the trust thing lad...not quite...but they do hav there advantages...
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    errr....the trust thing lad...not quite...but they do hav there advantages...
    I know a little about trusts...but this late filing thing was news to me too...not sure how the old man does it then...but yeah, I'm only being charged for my short fall for 2005 now...nice ol' IRD, letting us take our time.
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  9. #189

    If I dont have a bike.....

    It will be easy $$$$$ for you then....

    Just turn up and be prepard to be caned....Like a school boy whos dropped his pants for the 1st time....In front of his teacher...it

    Midni_ht friday ni_ht.....Startin Victoria street...As stated...blah blah blah..

    Lets face it...you dont have what it takes to ride fast on the streets...

    And ive been foin it since I was 15......

    Winjas just puddin_......

    Crazy Steve..

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider
    I would have made the effort to attend and witness the outcome of a real contest of skills and wills.
    Mikey's challenge on the road is the more exciting prospect but completely out of the question for obvious reasons. (the biggest learn of all)

    Meanwhile neither has had to actually back up their bravado and bullshit.
    You have both lost me completely and my conclusion is you are both a couple of losers and you just wasted my time.
    Next thread please, moving right along here. Disappointed, John.

    you wated your own time old man. but do attend. zed got throwen in the sin bin so isnt posting much.

    ill set the date now for you. book yourself a ticket to the top of the rimutakas

    15th april.

    welly motorcycles at mid day telecom time. ie my phone.

    no prizes at all seeing as zed doesnt awant to race for his bike. i wouldnt if i knew i was going to lose.

    just nuts out riding. fighting the good fight. me vs bible thrusting fukers

    an even if cops are watching kb...... ill ride through the road block.
    ride around every other car i see on the road, few police cars on the motorway wont be a problem. an zed has god behind him an he will part the sea of cops for safe passage. i doubt god will magic zed to the top of the hill though, god wants to see the race oops i mean ride too

  11. #191

    Zed and Winja.......

    Mi_ht as well be fck buddies.....

    Because they both drop nuts type of _uys......

    Winja....wont race me..."HE SAYS I DONT HAVE A BIKE"

    Well little Winjanuts......

    You _onna take me up on that race....

    At least Mikeys _ot some nuts......

    Crazy Steve

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMUSDEMERITUS
    Yah I'm here. Just read Mikeys report on your run over the Taka's. Made me all nervous & weak at the knees. Anyhow I read here somewhere that The Lord Jesus Christ disapproves of law breaking, I dont want to burn in hell for eternity so I'll have to take a big old pass on this one.


    How 'bout we have a big doobey and let it lie? I am a newbie!!
    I'ld kick your arse on a push bike lad.....chicken.....pluck pluck pluck....farkin...pluck......
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    I'ld kick your arse on a push bike lad.....chicken.....pluck pluck pluck....farkin...pluck......
    Yep, ya probably would. I'd come through to pick yer bike up at the bottom for ya though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMUSDEMERITUS
    Yep, ya probably would. I'd come through to pick yer bike up at the bottom for ya though.

    shit man I'm trying to wind ya up......bite ya fucker.....take the bait....lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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