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  1. 15th March 2006, 12:10 #16
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    Agreed. Now to stop that cat any creative soloutions?
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    Personally I love cats - nice white meat and they taste great with a bit of watties tomato sauce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishslayer
    Personally I love cats - nice white meat and they taste great with a bit of watties tomato sauce.
    reminds me of bali, could undstand so I just pointed at something on the menu tasted nice. but the bones had of been that of a cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairlie
    That discription better fits me than my dog
    Like owner, like pet. Have you been 'fixed' too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairlie


    Why can't I walk my dog on the beach because it may disturb the Dotterals nesting there when the local cats have free range to eat the chicks day and night?

    Why must I pick up my dogs turds while cats are free to shit in the sand pit where the kids play?

    Why is the neighbours tom cat free to attack any pet on my property, but if my dog got out and ate the tom cat it would be put down?

    The question should be why do cats have free range when no other form of pet does....

    It's because cats have friends in high places.
    As for fencing, I don't know how I'd fence in our Burmese who can leap a 6' fence with a guinea pig half his size in his mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    It's because cats have friends in high places.
    As for fencing, I don't know how I'd fence in our Burmese who can leap a 6' fence with a guinea pig half his size in his mouth.

    With an iron fence so it can't get any grip with its claws (like those possum tube things on power poles)

    Or put it in a aviary

    Just stop it from shitting on my cabbages!
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    Introducing Thomas, the Coro Loop(y?) cat

    This is Thomas, one of our two insane felines who accompany us to Coromandel at the weekends. He's totally used to visiting bikers and is especially affectionate towards Honda riders. He also comes for walks to the beach at Long Bay which is where this photo was taken. Might as well have had a dog really.......
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