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    Men's wobbly bits at the Commonwealth Games

    Mrs Oakie and my eldest daughter have taken a great interest in the men's running races at the games these past couple of days. Not because of the competitive side of it but because the men's wobbly bits are plainly on view in those tight pants they wear ... especially when they show that front-on, slow motion view. Euuugh! The guy in the yellow pants looked very err 'excited' about things in a race about 20 minutes ago. Not much left to the imagination at all.
    Anyone else noticed their family's females paying an awful lot of attention the the races?
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    Yep, torture i say.
    Yes, she does pay attention to that fact.

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    Not bad camel toe's on the Aussie Opal basketball team playing the Kiwi's at the moment.
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    [QUOTE=Oakie]. Euuugh! The guy in the yellow pants looked very err 'excited' about things in a race about 20 minutes ago. Not much left to the imagination at all.
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    Hey that extra bit in front could come in bloody handy in a tight photo finish

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy

    Hey that extra bit in front could come in bloody handy in a tight photo finish

    brings new meaning to "won by a head"...
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    [QUOTE=Grumpy]
    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie
    . Euuugh! The guy in the yellow pants looked very err 'excited' about things in a race about 20 minutes ago. Not much left to the imagination at all.
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    Hey that extra bit in front could come in bloody handy in a tight photo finish
    Yes I suggested something like that to my females ... sort of like in a close finish his opponants might do the traditional dip but Mr Banana Pants might do a pelvic thrust. (I wonder if a 'knob-end' is an official distance you can win by in a race?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by nadroj
    Not bad camel toe's on the Aussie Opal basketball team playing the Kiwi's at the moment.
    You either have a high definition TV or are looking very closely. Tight outfits though aren't they?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie
    ....Not much left to the imagination at all.
    Thanks Oakie...I will never look at the banana smilie the same again
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    I was more concerned at the womans discus and the womens shot-put....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin
    Thanks Oakie...I will never look at the banana smilie the same again
    'Banana' came to mind as it looked as if he'd stored his lunch in his pants , ... a banana and a couple of plums.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie
    'Banana' came to mind as it looked as if he'd stored his lunch in his pants , ... a banana and a couple of plums.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop
    I was more concerned at the womans discus and the womens shot-put....

    Tight lycra on larger women is NOT the shizz...
    Especially the camera angle of the shot-put from down-range as the competitor bends over and points their huuuuuuge arse at you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop
    I was more concerned at the womans discus and the womens shot-put....

    Tight lycra on larger women is NOT the shizz...

    Yep - like rats in a sack
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