MIKEYS CHARITY RIDE - 954 Firebalde -

**Zed** · 15th March 2006, 21:00

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

Me vs Someone's pet turtle.

You can have mikey after i'm done with him, u's should be a close match once you upgrade to the 600! And don't gimme that dribble about you being slow anymore JSG, I've riden with you enuf times to know that you are now fast and dangerous on that lil' twofiddy!!

**SlowHand** · 15th March 2006, 21:17

How about we just have a race on who can throw more turtles or turds at jsg in 5mins.

Altho, i wonder if he can block it with the shit that comes out his mouth

**Lazy7** · 15th March 2006, 21:43

okay - i'll be there and i got $50 on Zed.

also, Zed, after you have finished giving "Mikey" the learn, could you teach me a thing or two afterwards... i need some pointers!

i'm up for a roady to taupo too. we can hire out a couple of motels, get pissed and have a big fucken fight afterwards to settle this like real men.

**cowpoos** · 15th March 2006, 21:50

Originally Posted by Sensei

I'd even come to watch this sounds Fun " alrighty then "

I challenge you to a race old boi....around taupo or manfield.....and don't you go all chicken on me lad!!!!

**cowpoos** · 15th March 2006, 22:01

OKAY.......frosty has said this can happen at taupo on the 21/5....at the lunchtime breack.....so lets make it happen....mikey....i'll fill ya bike tank a couple of times to get you up there and back....zed you make sure your there....

so no more of this bluffing you and you bullshit coz its looking farkin pathetic...I will imagine on the day this is gunna atract a audience...
and closer to the day if people wanna lay bets we could sort out a booky system on the day and post how its gunna happen before hand...and I reckon there should be a 15-20% cut in takings to spank and the rest divided among the winners via a % of what they payed in...no profit takin by the bookie....right.....done.

**Kornholio** · 15th March 2006, 22:04

Originally Posted by cowpoos

I challenge you to a race old boi....around taupo or manfield.....and don't you go all chicken on me lad!!!!

Cool, and Ill race the winner of that, which will most likely be Sensei as Poos will probably bin it in the first lap :eyepoke:

**kiwifruit** · 16th March 2006, 07:23

Originally Posted by NhuanH

not sure mark has honed the mobile oil filter inspection technique as well as Ujwal yet.

**Paul in NZ** · 16th March 2006, 07:33

Well if it happens.. It happens but..

Can you two (and your various supporters) please agree on gentlemans terms. No dirty riding or other dangerous stuff. Fair and square racing with an independent judge in case of anything 'strange' happening.

Paul N

(I think you are both being bloody mad here)

**skelstar** · 16th March 2006, 08:01

I think theres a few matchups that could be staged at TDIII. Would be a good marketing ploy FROSTY?

**Paul in NZ** · 16th March 2006, 08:25

Originally Posted by skelstar

I think theres a few matchups that could be staged at TDIII. Would be a good marketing ploy FROSTY?

Just how long a lunch break are you guys having?

**skelstar** · 16th March 2006, 08:31

Reckon lunch should start at 10am...Mikey vs Zed, Poos vs Honda riders...

Wanna defend the Guzzi's honour Paul?

**Paul in NZ** · 16th March 2006, 08:44

Originally Posted by skelstar

Wanna defend the Guzzi's honour Paul?

Sure.. I'll race any other bog standard 1978 to 1982 sub one litre sports tourer. To make it interesting we can have short angry pillions, full luggage (must contain at least one hair dryer and 3 pairs of shoes) and we have to stop for a nice lunch and a toilet break at mid point.

Any takers?

**skelstar** · 16th March 2006, 08:55

Careful there Paul...youll get all those BMW riders out there! We could call the race the 'Axis Cup' or something.

Hans? Guido? You keen?

**Paul in NZ** · 16th March 2006, 09:01

Originally Posted by skelstar

Careful there Paul...youll get all those BMW riders out there! We could call the race the 'Axis Cup' or something.

Hans? Guido? You keen?

Kraut bikes? Pah! easy, I'll just get a mate to stick up a road sign that says 'France 20km' pointing away from the track and by lap 3 they wouldn't be able to resist popping over for a bit of an invasion. It's been a while since the last one.