Wow! Gee! Gosh!

[vifferman]

My sister used to work as housekeeper (in charge of all the people that clean rooms and whatnot) at the Regent. She met lots of famous people: royalty, filmstars, etc. My bro-in-law of the time moonlighted as a limo driver, and drove a few famous people around. The pick of these had to be Stevie Wonder. Apparently, whenever he went somewhere new, he'd get someone to drive him around the 'sights' and describe to him what they could see / were driving past. Sounds a lot better than saying, "Fukkit - I'm blind, I'll just sit in the bar and get pissed!"

[bugjuice]

Did he hold a photo up, and ask if you had seen 'this' bike? And then look weird like this:

when you said.. err no..?

[Finn]

Was that before you discovered you were gay? Or was Brad there and you were transferring?

No Lou. You are the reason I'm gay. Don't you get it? Me popping into the store all the time buying things that I don't really need.

[Lou Girardin]

No Lou. You are the reason I'm gay. Don't you get it? Me popping into the store all the time buying things that I don't really need.

It must be frustrating to know I'm irredeemably straight then.
You could try the sales guys. They'll bend over forwards for a deal.

[Finn]

It must be frustrating to know I'm irredeemably straight then.

No, just expensive. I'm patient but won't wait for ever.

[Storm]

You could try the sales guys. They'll bend over forwards for a deal.

So this is the bike situation in Auckland?
Geez, I'm glad I buy my bikes a bit further south

[Finn]

So this is the bike situation in Auckland?
Geez, I'm glad I buy my bikes a bit further south

But down south the customer has to bend over to get a discount. I prefer nothern style. It the lesser of two evils - you just shut your eyes and think of your girlfriend.

[Lou Girardin]

I thought the Southerners bent over to get a test ride.
Some of them bend over for no reason at all.