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    top country western songs

    TOP COUNTRY WESTERN SONGS

    17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

    16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

    15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

    14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

    13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

    12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

    11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

    10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

    9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

    8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

    7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

    6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

    5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

    4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

    3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

    2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

    And the Number One song is ...

    1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman .....,
    But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few !!!
    "Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short". Nicholas of Cusa

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    yip... indeedy...

    Gremlin says:
    I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
    Gremlin says:
    oh hell... I'm fucked

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