If you don't count the usual school bashings (given and received), I don't think I've ever been in a fight. I mostly put that down to being a nancy toffee-nosed intellectual.
e mare libertas
If you don't count the usual school bashings (given and received), I don't think I've ever been in a fight. I mostly put that down to being a nancy toffee-nosed intellectual.
Nana
I put my lack of fights down to my being a better lover than fighter, size matters and I have something to compensate for when it comes to loving...........
e mare libertas
Shouldn't that be "nothing to compensate for"?Originally Posted by Big Dog
Assuming that the ladies in your life aren't subject to, shall we say, a grossly unexpected surprise at some point or other.
Nana
Nah mate the smaller the penis the harder you try to please your lady.Shouldn't that be "nothing to compensate for"?
When you only have a three inch spoon you have to be real talented to make a pavelova. :confused2
Nana
Oh and you win more fights when it is harder to find and hit your nards.
e mare libertas
Well some of us are right against the idea of making any more pavlovas, TYVM. Two is bad enough IMHO.
Nana
I have 3 of my own. But I was refering to beating the egs not hatching them, shit that doen't take a lot of talent, my first was born nine months after my first time. Once you have added the cream the woman does the rest.Well some of us are right against the idea of making any more pavlovas, TYVM. Two is bad enough IMHO.
Nana
We are gonna get told of soon for hijacking this psuedo masculine thread about rumbles.
Hardcore Biker
Too right ya bunch of kiwi softies,at least now the surrender of the world cup becomes more understandable to us Poms.
"Rumble" isn`t used a lot these days,it`s "Ruck" or "Tear Up" and it`s pretty much a way of life here.I was amazed at being able to drink in city centres in N.Z. without seeing mayhem and carnage all around,which is what you get up and down Britain every weekend,very violent place,mainly due to people not being able to hold their drink.You dont have to do anything to get into a fight,some idiot thinks he`ll have a go and he will.I`ve had plenty of fights over the years but am now a total pacifist.Starting at school and fairly non-lethal stuff then progressed onto fights in pubs and gang fights usually with youths from other towns,about 30 of us once got seen off by what has evolved into one of the countries worst bike gangs,we went down for a punch-up,they turned up with hammers,knives and anything else guarenteed to maim that they could lay their hands on.Favourite tactic was "steaming" a nearby town.We knew the local lad`s favourite pub,just used to turn up without being noticed,few at a time and via the backstreets,then all pile in together and lay into them.There was years of hassle over that with people being ambushed on the way back from work e.t.c. in both towns.Then there was the football,you may have seen it on t.v. but that can never put across the adrenaline of literally hundreds of people fighting over a large area.Even in Plymouth for a cup game theres been known for 10,000 "away" supporters to turn up,many without tickets.Calmed right down now but there were times back before the courts started giving out long sentences that there would be one big brawl from the soccer ground to the railway station and often into the city centre as well.I was fighting until way past the time I should have grown out of it,last fight I got into was pretty evil,got my ear pierced involuntarily by some clown with a beer glass and thought I had a broken jaw,this was a night-club "all-in",not a 1 on 1,about a dozen blokes jumped me and 2 mates,sadly for them my mate knew all the bouncers and their moment of victory went sour as they got dragged outside 1 at a time to discover that 3 against 1 aint so hot when the tables get turned.All heroic stuff,and looking bad pretty pathetic.Only one I dont regret is some hero smacked a girl full in the mouth at a party then sneaked out as the party-girls father held people back and threatened to call the Police if their was anymore violence,being pretty quick on the up-take I`d seen him move and gone out the front,met the guy walking down the back alley thinking he was home and dry.He didnt know what hit him,bit of a clue picking the glass out of his face afterwards probably.Police pulled a load of us up the next day,"We know what was done and who did it but he dosnt want to press charges.............bastard got what he deserved,just watch yourselves" and that was that,his brother came down from London with a load of mates the next week but pissed off pretty quick when they realised nobody was scared.I can tell loads of "war stories" but like anyone else who didn`t just pick on the easy targets,which is the usual thing with the heroes here,got my fair share of hammerings,cuts,bruises and scars.
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What are you suggesting kickaha??
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Hardcore Biker
Been in a few, but its a near fight that put me well off them
I was out with a bunch of workmates in the states, most were young and full of crap college boys along with a few foreigners. We had pulled into a gas station at about midnight at the same time as some of the local bogans turned up in and on a few pick up trucks.
I was around at the pay window when one of the college boys made a comment about one of the bogans, a small fight broke out but a couple of our guys had the sense to get into the cars and start driving them off slowly so the guys broke from the fight not wanting to be left alone.
I came out to see some bogans chase off the cars, leaving me alone with a bunch of reved up bogans who were very much looking for trouble.
One of the bogans steamed right at me with a look on there face that wasnt spelling welcome.
I looked over at his beaten up oversized pick up and said "Mate, in the country Im from only a really rich guy could afford to run that beast, what size is the motor? It would be worth big bucks back home"
The guys slowed up and we did what guys to best, talking toys.
One of the guys proudly said that he had 2 454's that night so there was nobody that could beat him. Aside from the one in his 454 v8 in his pickup he was carrying a 454 revolver in his glove box. Between the 5 guys and 3 girls that made up the bogan crew, there was a shotgun, a 38 (carried by one of the girls) and 454 revolver and a 9mm auto not to mention a bat and a couple knives. They didnt carry them normally but were going to one of the guys places to shoot cans and drink beer and were hoping to get a shot at a deer on the way there.
What I couldnt get over was the idea that a simple fisticull had the real potential to become ultra ugly.
Deus ex ukulele
ROTFL! I've heard of having a lot to be modest about but this post takes that to a whole new level...I put my lack of fights down to my being a better lover than fighter, size matters and I have something to compensate for when it comes to loving...........
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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