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    What's on Maori TV ??

    Top 10 programmes on the Maori Television schedule -

    1. C*A*S*H.
    2. Te Puke 90210.
    3. Montana Sunday Karakia
    4. That 1840s Show.
    5. Are Youse Being Served?
    6. Aotearoa Idol.
    7. The Naked Chief.
    8. Matauri Bay Watch.
    9. Unmarried With Children.
    10. Eighteenth Century Derek Fox.
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    Next week's highlights on Maori TV ......

    Little State House on the Prairie
    The Young and the Jobless
    Absolutely Choice, Eh
    8 Simple Rules for Boffing my Teenage Daughter
    Whose Beach Is It Anyway
    Real Kai for Real Bros
    Who Wants To Be A Pakeha

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    I can't laugh about this while at work, but will do so uproariously on my own time!!
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Don't forget "Te Kaue: the Good Food Show".

    Oops. What am I doing, joining in this scurrilous, racist denigration of the tangata whenua?
    Smack hand.

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    Absolutely brilliant - If you cant laugh at yourselves, who can you laugh at eh ??
    Not even with yours!!!

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    One of the real ones makes me laugh. Marae Rescue.
    You heard me.
    Same format as DIY Rescue but with a maori fulla in jeans and otara flea market t-shirt presenting marae fixups.

    Gee I wonder wich ministers will fix up their family maraes first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog
    One of the real ones makes me laugh.
    Did you see the ad for "Maraerobics"?

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    Its been good to see Billy T back, though the one showing wasn't his funniest series.
    Cheers

    Merv

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    thats a crack up you guys got a good sense of humour
    Those who dont learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by merv
    Its been good to see Billy T back, though the one showing wasn't his funniest series.
    Hahahahaah - this was funny enough - however your oxymoron is almost as good

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    Everybody loves Rawiri.- A comedy about Rawiri who lives in a whare on the same Marae as his Mokupuna.

    CHiP's -A Clever documentary on how to order takeaways.

    Who wants to be a Millionaire.- a docudrama about land claims.

    Scrub's- a comedy about modrn nerds as referred to by TLC.

    CSI Otara: The latest in the Bruckheimer franchise.

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    Don't worry, this thread is funnier than the diabolical Billy T Series they're showing. (Where he is a talkback radio host)

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    Quote Originally Posted by bungbung
    Don't worry, this thread is funnier than the diabolical Billy T Series they're showing. (Where he is a talkback radio host)
    And on movie night;
    The Lord Of the Ranga's. the thrilling trillogy by J.R.R. Tokerau, directed by Petera Jackson, starring Elijah Motus.

    PC me never, just don't tell the pillion!

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