Reality TV - next Survivor series

**yungatart** · 17th March 2006, 15:48

If a woman does it, its bitching and if a man does it, its fishing...I see...just hope you can handle what you catch...

**Coyote** · 17th March 2006, 16:04

Originally Posted by yungatart

If a woman does it, its bitching and if a man does it, its fishing...I see...just hope you can handle what you catch...

No... when a man does it, it is called constructive criticism

**ManDownUnder** · 17th March 2006, 16:36

Originally Posted by yungatart

Only 12? A veritable piece of cake, my friend, compared to what the average mother does every day!

I agree, but just need to clarify..12 hours is the income generating portion of the day - the provider if you will.

The family guy, father and husband all come after that - and then if you have time and or inclination you can look after yourself.... oh and don't forget to sleep

**yungatart** · 17th March 2006, 17:09

Originally Posted by alarumba

No... when a man does it, it is called constructive criticism

yeah well... we can de-construct- and I think I'll start with you... go hide young fella, the count starts now...

**Storm** · 17th March 2006, 20:44

Is that another woman moaning again about how hard she "works" after nagging/bribing/blackmailing/conning her man into having kids?

Geez, ya just cant keep em happy

**Maha** · 17th March 2006, 21:03

Originally Posted by Storm

Is that another woman moaning again about how hard she "works" after nagging/bribing/blackmailing/conning her man into having kids?

Geez, ya just cant keep em happy

.............. i take it you are single???

**Storm** · 17th March 2006, 21:50

Recently married

**MSTRS:Me** · 18th March 2006, 10:03

Originally Posted by Storm

Is that another woman moaning again about how hard she "works" after nagging/bribing/blackmailing/conning her man into having kids?

Geez, ya just cant keep em happy

Careful....this one is part of your family:slap:

**Coyote** · 18th March 2006, 10:12

Originally Posted by yungatart

yeah well... we can de-construct- and I think I'll start with you... go hide young fella, the count starts now...

Haven't found me yet

**froggyfrenchman** · 18th March 2006, 10:29

And the woman on the island must....

Be up and moving at 5am, eat breakfast and shave without passing out due to lack of blood. Manage to start the shit car, and get to work by 5:30. Work like a dog till 3pm, using your lunch hour to cut rust out of the car to get a wof. Be home at 3:15 to listen to the guys bitching while you try to tune the car with a lack of useful tools. Sit down to a really crappily assembled meal to listen to more bitching. Get two of the kids bathed (to temporarly stop said bitching) Restart the shitbox and be at your second job by 4:30. Continue working like a dog till 11pm, get straight home, shower (no hot water left...) Then hit the bed dead tired. But you are not allowed to sleep,you must lie back and patiently listen to how bad his day was, how the kids acted up and the whining bout you never doing the dishes. If youre lucky you can get 4.5hrs sleep before you have to get up and repeat the process.

Come friday night, you detour to the pub to sink 2 beers with your mates, only to come home to "high intensity" bitching bout how inconsiderate you are for abandoning him like that, and have to listen to yet more bitching. You wake up at 6am saturday morning to kids jumping on the bed. He rolls over telling you its "your day" coz he works so hard during the week. Somehow.. in 3hrs, you manage to do all the housework that takes her 8hrs, you keep the kids entertained and happy and take them fishing. You realise there is nothing hard about these tasks. You sneek in another couple of beers by taking the kids to play with your mates kids, while the twoof you talk shit and drink beer. You take the kids home, shout the entire family a goodmeal, then have to listen to bitching about the nutritional value.

Sunday and you have to get up at 3am, so sneek out to the garage and push your bike out the driveway as to not wake anybody. You get in a 3hr ride before coming home to cook himand the kids breakfast. You listen to bitcbhing bout the money you spend on the bike and time you waste with it.

I cant be bothered writing anymore... youget the idea though. Nice troll youngertart