Fuckin child support

[enigma51]

They pay the full amount if the caregiver is working.
Part amount if on a benefit.

So basically its all about how much your ex can screw you over with? If she does a private deal she gets the money but you are not screwed she does it via the ird and she know you are going to get fucked! Nice system!

[Winston001]

So basically its all about how much your ex can screw you over with? If she does a private deal she gets the money but you are not screwed she does it via the ird and she know you are going to get fucked! Nice system!

I give up.

Enigma - read the last 2 pages of posts and your questions will be answered.

[Sutage]

rofl asking for a prenuptial is hardly ideal
oh yes honey i love you so much and wish to spend the rest of my days with you.. oh btw sign this.
anyone actually got one of these ?
like i need to think of this shit anyway, i only 18 i dont have your problems:P

[scumdog]

rofl asking for a prenuptial is hardly ideal
oh yes honey i love you so much and wish to spend the rest of my days with you.. oh btw sign this.
anyone actually got one of these ?
like i need to think of this shit anyway, i only 18 i dont have your problems:P

Patience grasshopper, patience, it will all come to you in the fullness of time.....

At age 48 THEN you will have these problems

[DMNTD:Me]

...anyone actually got one of these ?

Yes...Peace of mind sir and because we're not in the Dark Ages it's peace of mind for the Lady too as more often than not if entering a "pre-loved model" they already have screwed someone else over so they have their winnings to protect too

[Finn]

A professionally established Trust that is well administered also does the trick. It protects you from most of the nasty people if things turn to custard.

A cheaper option is the girlfriend exchange program. You must document the day you first laid eyes on the woman, then execute the termination proceedure at around 20 month's. NEVER fall in love and whatever you do, don't mention the "M" word. It also pays not team up with a stunner. Get hitched to an average looking lady, then when you terminate, it's not such a big deal.

[Grahameeboy]

I don't know how well you get on with your ex and whether she wants custody, but if she doesn't then it could be used as a threat, especially as it appears she may be out of the country.

Is she in the UK?, do custody/child support laws apply to her? Is she still a tax resident? Can you tell her to go F!@K herself?

She still lives here wth her Mum and we both have equal shared custody.

We get on to a point but ours is quite complex because of Natalie and she resents the fact that I bonded better....no ones fault just circumstances, she was home late so I did most of the prime care, we both wanted more kids but 1 in 4 chance of same risk as we are both carriers of SMA Gene and only other way is IVF etc with 20% success rate so you can guess the issues.
With Kate it is a power thing.....I have asked for extra time and that is fine but when it comes to medical appointments, changes to Day Care which affect me she does not discuss with me.......she will not deal with Natalies questions about walking so this is left to me.......
And no I cannot tell her to fuck her self because it is not in my nature and I need to keep the house so need to keep my mouth shut....after that I will stand up more....I have already which surprised her which has created more resentment and with my folks in UK I am fighting alone.....
But I have faith and unconditional love for Natalie so things will be okay

[Grahameeboy]

A professionally established Trust that is well administered also does the trick. It protects you from most of the nasty people if things turn to custard.

A cheaper option is the girlfriend exchange program. You must document the day you first laid eyes on the woman, then execute the termination proceedure at around 20 month's. NEVER fall in love and whatever you do, don't mention the "M" word. It also pays not team up with a stunner. Get hitched to an average looking lady, then when you terminate, it's not such a big deal.

So that is why you have had 37 girlfriends!!!!

[Finn]

She still lives here wth her Mum and we both have equal shared custody.

We get on to a point but ours is quite complex because of Natalie and she resents the fact that I bonded better....no ones fault just circumstances, she was home late so I did most of the prime care, we both wanted more kids but 1 in 4 chance of same risk as we are both carriers of SMA Gene and only other way is IVF etc with 20% success rate so you can guess the issues.
With Kate it is a power thing.....I have asked for extra time and that is fine but when it comes to medical appointments, changes to Day Care which affect me she does not discuss with me.......she will not deal with Natalies questions about walking so this is left to me.......
And no I cannot tell her to fuck her self because it is not in my nature and I need to keep the house so need to keep my mouth shut....after that I will stand up more....I have already which surprised her which has created more resentment and with my folks in UK I am fighting alone.....
But I have faith and unconditional love for Natalie so things will be okay

You're a good man Grahameeboy. I take my helmet off for you.

[Finn]

So that is why you have had 37 girlfriends!!!!

No, that's because I'm a prick.

[Grahameeboy]

No, that's because I'm a prick.

So it still works then........

[Grahameeboy]

You're a good man Grahameeboy. I take my helmet off for you.

Nah mate.......catch up soon eh.

[Finn]

Nah mate.......catch up soon eh.

I'll tell you in half an hour. I have a performance review with our receptionist shortly.

[Biff]

Here's a plan Quasi - sign the little bugger over to me, change his rego number, then I'll put him on the books of one of my loss attributing companies. Within 12 months, presuming you're on the higher rate of tax, we're in the $$ big style.

Life sucks. Shame she didn't only do life...

[Quasievil]

Here's a plan Quasi - sign the little bugger over to me, change his rego number, then I'll put him on the books of one of my loss attributing companies. Within 12 months, presuming you're on the higher rate of tax, we're in the $$ big style.

Life sucks. Shame she didn't only do life...

youre on dude make it so